The Impacts of Personality on the Global Gaming Scale

April 2nd, 2008 at 9:00 pm · 93 Comments

To sooth the gamer ego is to guide the unnatural flow of adrenaline, intensified with graphical thrills, engaging plot, and intricate detail. Satisfaction is the result of achievement, and the titles that grasp this general concept are more likely to be successful. Developing this feeling of gratification is artificial at root, but can feel organic if executed correctly. The primary objective of developers should always be to create an environment with vicarious effects.

In the desperate game of life, the survival of the fittest has played its role in determining, in a simpler sense, the winner and loser. Other organisms tend to…

… Oh my god. Oh my GOD! What THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO? WHERE HAS MY MIND BEEN FOR THE PAST THREE MONTHS! The site has been raving about this god damn article for so long, and THREE HOURS FROM THE DUE DATE, there’s NOTHING. I really should have put more time into it, rather than getting high and playing with my BaconSalt shakers.

So what am I gonna do? 180 minutes…no…179 minutes until Lono needs the final copy. Oh geeze, oh geeze.

This was the article that was supposed to change the face of gaming journalism forever. This was going to win Pulitzer Prizes and hoards of grant money. I was going to quit and rub it in Doc’s face, right after I got the cash!

Okay. Calm down Matt. Just close Wordpress and chill out. Time to play Call of Duty 4.

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