Take a pill, boost your gameplay

April 10th, 2008 · 11 Comments

Nothing sucks more than being too tired to continue gaming. The inability to see clearly and think straight is a real pain. Luckily, there’s a pill you can take for that.

Check out all the weird details after the jump!

For all you die-hard, “I’ll sleep when I’m dead,” late night gamers out there, the Japanese company Kyowa-Yakuhin has a product for you! That is of course if your the same type of person who thought drinking Mountain Dew Game Fuel would actually make you a better Halo 3 player.

These gamer marketed pills, called “Game Suppli” are a supplement meant to give hardcore gamers a perk. They come in two kinds, blueberry and clear, which are “supposedly” good for the eyes and which improve concentration respectively.

I really don’t know what to say. If this kind of stuff actually makes money…I think I’m in the wrong business.

Source: Reuters

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    11 responses so far ↓

    • 1 ratchet8clank // Apr 10, 2008 at 11:29 am

      YES! I AM SO BUYING IN BULK! but seriously…

    • 2 jackass // Apr 10, 2008 at 11:32 am

      yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay drugs

    • 3 Saccia // Apr 10, 2008 at 11:51 am

      In next week’s local news, kid’s doing video games and ‘roids…. what you need to know as a parent, details at 10.

    • 4 Lono // Apr 10, 2008 at 1:01 pm

      I think I could use this…

    • 5 Volkov // Apr 10, 2008 at 1:02 pm

      Isn’t this what BaconSalt is for?

    • 6 ktman // Apr 10, 2008 at 1:24 pm

      Game Suppli Pills

      “Freaky Drugs For Gamers!”

    • 7 name // Apr 10, 2008 at 1:52 pm

      Doping, anyone?

    • 8 doro626 // Apr 10, 2008 at 2:07 pm

      Come on, it from japan, so its automatically cool. Do they have Green teas Wasabi and panty flavor?

    • 9 Jan Zantinga // Apr 10, 2008 at 2:28 pm

      Um, does this make anyone else think of OVERPRICED CAFFEINE PILLS!?!

    • 10 Black-Eye Brick // Apr 10, 2008 at 3:27 pm

      Just what we need - even more caffeine-tweaked little social inepts.

    • 11 Questionmarc // Apr 11, 2008 at 9:36 am

      so there gonna have to start doing drugs testing a gaming tournaments now LOL

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