Today in the Playstation Store, we get a chance to check out two new things.
The first item is simply titled “Jack” and for the life of us, we don’t know what it is. I’m tempted to make a “You Don’t Know Jack” joke, but that’s too easy.
Keep reading to find out the 2nd item we should expect from today’s Playstation Store update.
Sh*t. Yep, that’s it… Jack and Sh*t. Look at it this way, at least you didn’t get Rick Rolled!
Check back next week when we go over the new Playstation Store items again!
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18 responses so far ↓
1 chris24680 // Apr 3, 2008 at 2:21 pm
thats just mean getting my hopes up like that
2 Sifer2400 // Apr 3, 2008 at 3:13 pm
dance monkey dance “your writing is like a monkey on acid” lol
3 Saccia // Apr 3, 2008 at 3:48 pm
How about we don’t go over PSN items anymore? No one is going over the massive amount of XBL content nor the content that goes up on the Wii store. Let us not criticize N4G for getting all PS3 centric and then do the same here. Actual news like a redesigned store sounds fine… but stuff like this is not news.
4 NoneOfYourBusiness // Apr 3, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Don’t be a hatin the PS3, its just an awkward time for it in its growing period. Its in the pre teenage years. Getting kinda grumpy, non responsive ad rebellious. We need to set boundaries or else it may go haning out with that Xbox crowd ang come home blazed on the RROD. Or degenerate to hang out with the little wiis.
5 Sean "Rothbart" Workman // Apr 3, 2008 at 4:12 pm
@Saccia: Going over all the XBL content going up would be like going over what I flush each morning before leaving for work… it’s 99% sh*t.
This post was a _joke_ and all the PS3 owners got it because they already KNOW there won’t be any store updates for the next two weeks because they’re revamping the store…
btw, just to clear up the confusion… Sarcastic Gamer isn’t a “news” site… that might clear things up a little for ya!
Toodles.
6 Anski // Apr 3, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I’m really looking forward to Jack
7 Saccia // Apr 3, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Oh… I would have expected your post to include all games for the PS3 not just the ones on the PSN. There may be Jack and Sh*t on the PSN but so far for the console itself I’ve only see Vapor and Ware as the new games coming out. Then again, I guess you only were covering PSN games. Sorry for the confusion.
8 Keith K // Apr 3, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I think it would be pretty awesome if Sony uploaded a Rick Roll in lieu of a real update for a couple weeks.
9 MrGilder // Apr 3, 2008 at 5:29 pm
There’s nowt on there because Sony aren’t releasing any new content until they upgrade the store - so nothing will drop on PSN until 17th April…
10 Sean "Rothbart" Workman // Apr 3, 2008 at 6:48 pm
@Saccia: I know it was easy to miss that it was an article about the Playstation Store… it was only mentioned four times.
11 BeeBop // Apr 3, 2008 at 6:57 pm
haha
“@Saccia: Going over all the XBL content going up would be like going over what I flush each morning before leaving for work… it’s 99% sh*t.”
Sarcastic Gamer = PS3 fanboys
confirmed. No need to reply I won’t be back to read it.
12 SUP3R // Apr 3, 2008 at 7:32 pm
haha
that article had me going for a min.
I’m thinking, “a new game called Jack? I thought there weren’t any updates for the next 2 weeks?” Then I read the sh*t part and L’dMFAO.
13 Sean "Rothbart" Workman // Apr 3, 2008 at 7:54 pm
@BeeBop: If someone says they’re leaving after one joke they don’t like, we haven’t really lost anything (worth worrying about) as a community. Thanks for taking the time to let us know you were here to begin with… otherwise, well, we wouldn’t have known.
Hey guys… what’s the name of the site again? Xbox360fanboy.com? Nope, that’s taken… PS3fanboy.com? Nope, that’s taken too… oh, that’s right… it’s SarcasticGamer.com <– that means you take the funny ones along with the ones that sting and know that it’s all in the name of “the funny”…
LOL… my CAPTCHA phrase is: value comedian
14 Klepto Kangaroo // Apr 3, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Fight, fight, fight!
15 LeonSKennedy4Life // Apr 4, 2008 at 12:33 am
Guys…
Sony already released a statement saying there would be no update for two weeks because they’re working on a new Playstation store.
Stop whining.
Also, Sarcastic Gamer…I love you guys…but seriously…work on looking up gaming news…because that’s what gamers want to hear. They want to hear the truth.
You know, for bagging on Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo so much…you sure don’t show a lack of ignorance.
16 Anski // Apr 4, 2008 at 12:43 am
I don’t know about you, but I know of PLENTY of GAMING NEWS sites. If you are coming to sarcasticgamer.com for all your gaming news, I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one that thinks you are in the wrong place.
17 Clstirens // Apr 4, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Good to see the ‘ol Sega Saturn orb is getting good use…
18 Clstirens // Apr 4, 2008 at 3:54 pm
@Anski: You are entirely correct. SG is an awesome site, but it is like getting your daily news from the Colbert Report.
Not to nay say SG, that isn’t my point. But by name they are SARCASTIC GAMERS! (not Lotaku)
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