What was supposed to be an afternoon match in the coming weeks, between the GTR community and the SG community, is now officially a war. This morning, Anjo Banjo from GTR posted her latest offensive and inflammatory “masterpiece” depicting our “Red M&M” laying dead in a pool of his own blood. Sadly, the words on the picture were written in some sort of ancient script for which I have yet to find a translator. Apparently, they had some sort of problem with our friendly offer to assist them with their spelling.
Two things are for certain.
- There will be a war… Soon.
- One website will have to change its name for a week.
The details have to be worked out. We’ll try and get Godfree and/or JVB on the Humpday Update, if they can be civil long enough to work out the details of this Call of Duty 4, fight to the pain.
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31 responses so far ↓
1 Lono // Apr 11, 2008 at 11:17 am
I would be offended, but I’m incapable of reading jibberish, except when editing dave’s articles…
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2 peterocc // Apr 11, 2008 at 11:18 am
then try reading my response!!!! Ha!!! SG will go down in defeat… Recognize the skill set!!! GTR FTW!!!
3 Lono // Apr 11, 2008 at 11:20 am
If your skill set includes begging and pleading for your life, then yes, you’d win that one for sure…
4 peterocc // Apr 11, 2008 at 11:25 am
Oh I can’t wait… When are we doing this anyway???
5 peterocc // Apr 11, 2008 at 11:26 am
and by “my response” check out the front page of GTR… pwnd!
6 Gareth // Apr 11, 2008 at 11:27 am
The only thing SG has to worry about is being too merciful.
7 grigger // Apr 11, 2008 at 11:29 am
oh man i cant wait to go to Sarcastic Gamer-Tag radio
8 Lono // Apr 11, 2008 at 11:29 am
I hope they’re better CoD4 players than Photoshop artists….. zing!
9 Doc // Apr 11, 2008 at 11:31 am
Anjo Banjo is going to kick your ass for that one Lono.
10 Viatrophy // Apr 11, 2008 at 11:38 am
I hope there COD4 skills are better then there halo skills. :p
I’ve seen better playing from my 7 year old cousin.
11 JakubK666 // Apr 11, 2008 at 11:57 am
Quick Translation for Lone(@1)
The Soldier Guy - The Red M&M has been owned.He was trying to look up my spellings in his book.He forgot that we are in ghetto.Books never won a war.What noob,haha.
The Dog - Owned haha
Are you gonna take THAT!?
12 JakubK666 // Apr 11, 2008 at 11:57 am
* Lono
13 darkwonders // Apr 11, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Hmmm… I wonder if they realize that “skillz” in Halo does not translate to skills in COD4?
You cannot bunny hop snipe in COD4
14 peterocc // Apr 11, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Please ignore JVB’s rants and comments. He’s too busy with his Cocoa Butter conglomerate to concern himself with COD4.
COD4 is a real game, unlike that crapfest that Bungie released called Failo, sorry Halo. Real skills are shown on the digital battleground, not in the comments section of SG or GTR.
We’ll let our game do the talking. Apparently, SG’s game is the talking.
Go figure, the Captcha is The Talent…
15 Doc // Apr 11, 2008 at 12:43 pm
@peterocc
See you on the battlefield.
16 anjo banjo // Apr 11, 2008 at 1:08 pm
@ Lono, I challenge you to a glove slapping competition!
Btw, my skillz are limited to art only, Rest assure that the GTR COD team will avenge me!! RAWR
17 Lono // Apr 11, 2008 at 2:11 pm
@ Anjo Banjo: Hopefully your boyz avenge you by going after your photoshop teacher first!!!
Hiyo!
j/k
18 anjo banjo // Apr 11, 2008 at 2:53 pm
@ Lono . HAH!
Youll should be looking for my teacher in flash, that is where i drafted the artwork harharhar
btw, i see no boys, only MEN!
they will be looking for you in your sandbox
19 anjo banjo // Apr 11, 2008 at 2:55 pm
btw, your own site has already made me the winner!!
HAH
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2220/2405487669_5eeebd0ddd.jpg?v=0
20 darkwonders // Apr 11, 2008 at 3:45 pm
too bad ReCaptcha isn’t part of SG
It’s an application any site can put up to stop spam… Duh!
If your skills at COD4 is as bad as your logic, then I have no worries that SG will crush you guys
21 Narkjoe36 // Apr 11, 2008 at 4:20 pm
This is not even going to be a game. I suggest mailing all of your copies of COD4 to Lono’s house immediately to prevent life-threatening embarassment.
22 anjo banjo // Apr 11, 2008 at 4:53 pm
@darkwonders its an omen! embrace it!!!
23 darkwonders // Apr 11, 2008 at 5:18 pm
if the omen involves the members of GTR being amarried women than yes… it’s an omen…
24 xBARBABEAUx // Apr 11, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Well I gota admit (Insert sarcasm here) this is quite the head shot
So how long into the game till GTR start using the Lag switches?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2177/2404963657_b40bb64a40.jpg
25 xBARBABEAUx // Apr 11, 2008 at 5:26 pm
@anjo banjo
“btw, your own site has already made me the winner”
Sorry but there’s an E in Wiener
26 grigger // Apr 11, 2008 at 5:29 pm
i wanna see this mach
SG all the way
i hope you ppl at GTR dont cry too much after youve been fried
27 JVB // Apr 11, 2008 at 6:11 pm
What? No bunny hopz in Call of booty 4? I don’t think I want to play now…..
Now, let’s be serious here, NuBs. I will run around with a pistol and still get more kills than your best player. As a matter of fact, I will not move my character at all, and live longer than Lono.
28 darkwonders // Apr 11, 2008 at 6:14 pm
I still find it humorous when people who are good at Halo automatically think they are amazing at every other FPS.
29 Lono // Apr 11, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Wow, JVB, if only that were true, you could finally give up talking about Halo 3 all the time….
Yah, I went there…
30 Down_with_Kotaku // Apr 11, 2008 at 9:54 pm
I don’t even own a 360, and I could kick their ass in CoD4. Not because I’m good, it’s just because they are mentally incapable of reading the letters on the buttons.
31 ktman // Apr 12, 2008 at 6:46 am
Gamer Tag Radio is going DOWN!
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