It’s Monday… again, and you only get one chance to start the week off the right way. No, not coffee and an Egg McMuffin. In a gamer’s world, there’s nothing better than looking at the games coming out this week.

Here are your titles for this week, with just a pinch of sarcasm.

• 4/14 Major League Baseball 2K8 Fantasy All-Stars (DS) – Just in time for Baseball… oh wait the season started weeks ago.
• 4/15 Cory in the House (DS) – Sounds like an 80’s sitcom staring Corey Haim and Corey Feldman.
• 4/15 Dancing with the Stars: The PC Game (PC) – I wonder if you can be Jerry Springer, so afterwards you can go on your show and act like the drama is real.
• 4/15 Emergency Mayhem (Wii) – Nothing funner than controlling a cities emergency response vehicles.
• 4/15 Europa Universalis: Rome (PC) – Rome wasn’t build in a day, but if you’ve got the time you can make it happen.
• 4/15 Final Fantasy XI: Vana’diel Collection 2008 (PC) - It’s one of the greatest series of all time, they could have thought of a better name for the compilation.
• 4/15 Gran Turismo 5 Prologue (PS3) - Translates to the grand touring, takes some of the awesomeness away when you say it like that.
• 4/15 Halo 3 Legendary Map Pack (X360) – Halo fanboys will have something new to take them away from playing Call of Duty 4.
• 4/15 High School Musical 2: Work This Out (DS) – What could this game possibly be about?
• 4/15 Jack Keane (PC) – It’s like Sid Meier’s Pirates with puzzles.
• 4/15 Okami (Wii) - Fancy way of say Wii Paint Adventure.
• 4/15 Rondo of Swords (DS) – I wonder if there are guns in this one.
• 4/15 Sims 2: Double Deluxe (PC) – How is this franchise still making money?
• 4/15 Sims 2: Kitchen & Bath Interior Design Stuff (PC) – SERIOUSLY!
• 4/15 Summer Sports: Paradise Island (Wii) - Why go outside and actually play basketball, croquet, lawn darts, badminton, volleyball, horse Shoes, and mini-Golf? Honestly, how many people play croquet and badminton?
• 4/15 Teenage Zombies: Invasion of the Alien Brain Thingys! (DS) – Sounds mature.
• 4/15 Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Vegas 2 (PC) – Better late than never.
• 4/16 TrackMania: Nations Forever (PC) – It’s like Speed Racer, but without the cheesy dialog.
• 4/17 Warhawk — Operation: Broken Mirror (PS3) – Better download it, no one likes to be left out.

Hopefully, one of these titles catch your eye. If not, next week is the big week of the month for releases. What are they? That would be telling. Check back next Monday for the new release goodness!

Enjoy your week and GAME ON!

Source Gamespy

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