Black SG Shirts help hide you in the dark

April 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Ever been running for your life in the pitch dark, wishing you weren’t wearing that blinding white t-shirt? If so, you’ll probably take comfort in knowing there IS a way to prevent this. The official Sarcastic Gamer T-shirt in Black.

This 100% pre-shrunk cotton (translated high-quality) shirt is guaranteed never to reflect light. If you are ever tracked down and brutally murdered while wearing our shirt, just have your estate return it for a full refund, minus a $6.00 cleaning fee.

Stay safe, order a BLACK Sarcastic Gamer T-shirt today starting at just $19.99!

Visit our store anytime at http://www.sarcasticgamer.com/store



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    • 1 GrimResistance // Apr 30, 2008 at 2:56 pm

      Do I get a discount if it has blood stains?

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