Ever wonder how Sarcastic Gamer operates? Wanna know how we come up with some of this stuff? Probably not, but now at least you guys can see what I deal with on a daily basis. This is why you NEVER listen to ANYTHING Doc tells you to do.
This is a very real, and very ridiculous Gmail IM chat between myself and Doc last night…
me: I’ve got a great idea for fiction friday
how bout this for friday: Pixel Junk in the Trunk - the booty shaking game?
Doc: LOL PixelJunk in the Trunk
Urban Rhytm comes to PSN
it’s a rhythm game
lol
10:17 PM me: No
ITS a Playstation Eye game!
show off that fat ass to everyone!
make your own videos
10:18 PM no?
Doc: YEWAh
me: DDR instead?
Doc: but you have to wear special pads on your ass
LONO LISTEN TO ME
PLEASE
PLEASE
This vould be the funniest FFa article ever
but you HAVE to do soemthing embarassing
10:19 PM Ductape 2 wires to your bare ass,
me: oh no
NO
Doc: lookk back at the camera
me: what the fuck
Doc: and smile
DUDE
People
me: what?
Doc: will
me: no
Doc: die
me: no
Doc: yes
yes
me: no
no
Doc: yes
me: no
Doc: yes
me: no
no
on
on
no
no
no
no
Doc: yes
me: no fucking way
you do it
Doc: Please Lono listen
just listen
please
me: put your bare ass on film
get dave to do it
10:20 PM dave will do it
Doc: Then you have to write the article and let dave put his name on it
me: ?
Doc: I see this as “Cheeks-on impressions of PixelJunk in the trunk
me: hahahahaha
Doc: lol
10:21 PM the more OVER THE TOP this is….. the funnier it will be
me: just have him rest his controller on his ass
Doc: gotta be totally straight up serious, with a ridiculous fucking picture
Lono.
If you do this
YOU
me: no
Doc: WILL
BE
A
me: no
Doc: STAR
me: no
no
no
Doc: okay
me: i don’t want to be a star
Doc: lol
bullshit
10:22 PM now you’re lying supahstah
me: no, fucking, way
I can’t help it that people like the show, I don’t give a shit about being internet famous or what the fuck ever
Doc: …
Do it
me: n.o.p.e.
Doc: Lono
?
you there?
Then I exited out of Gmail… Stay tuned for my big Ass adventure, coming to Youtube soon!!!
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19 responses so far ↓
1 firebox // Apr 18, 2008 at 10:04 am
You could be a star Lono. Just think about it.
2 Flobulon // Apr 18, 2008 at 10:06 am
Wow. Just wow.
3 ploogle // Apr 18, 2008 at 10:31 am
Wow. I hope that was fake…but it seemed real enough to be an actual conversation. D:
4 Blackswordsman // Apr 18, 2008 at 10:32 am
Doc’s a bit crazy. lol
5 majorbromly(I don't want to login) // Apr 18, 2008 at 10:52 am
That would’ve been brilliant. Should’ve done it
6 Lono // Apr 18, 2008 at 11:01 am
That conversation was totally real. It was so ridiculous we decided to put it up today… enjoy!
7 Keith K // Apr 18, 2008 at 11:01 am
Lono’s ass in beautifully rendered 1080p at 60Hz!
High quality casual gaming!
8 Doc // Apr 18, 2008 at 11:05 am
If he had only listened to me.
9 Joshthegreat // Apr 18, 2008 at 11:15 am
Wow you guys sure do like breaking out the profanities with butt related ideas, huh? Why don’t you make it a co-op game and both do it? It isn’t like you haven’t embarassed your self already, what with 2 podcasts every week…
10 Sean "Rothbart" Workman // Apr 18, 2008 at 11:16 am
*removes Lono from PSN friends list*
*unplugs EVERYTHING from the internet*
11 Doc // Apr 18, 2008 at 11:26 am
My vernacular was not inteded for public consumption
12 Lono // Apr 18, 2008 at 11:45 am
Methinks Rothbart is mad that we didn’t ask him to do the video…
13 Doc // Apr 18, 2008 at 1:08 pm
ROTHBART ! PERFECT!
Quick join me on a chat in Google!
14 JakubK666 // Apr 18, 2008 at 1:46 pm
How about if we all boycott SG until Lono posts the picture?
15 kman571 // Apr 18, 2008 at 1:58 pm
“My vernacular was not inteded for public consumption”
@Doc
Welcome to the internet
16 Brianemone // Apr 18, 2008 at 4:11 pm
I’d pay to not see that.
17 refinedsugar // Apr 21, 2008 at 11:33 am
You complain about not having enough free time … and then you waste it doing this stuff. Bravo.
18 refinedsugar // Apr 21, 2008 at 11:34 am
AND YEAH, before the really intelligent people jump in - I know it’s Fiction Fridays. I’m willing to bet this joke is closer to the truth than most people are willing to believe.
19 smon jiff // Apr 22, 2008 at 11:04 pm
RLFLOMFLAOGAOLOLOLOL!!!(!&^^
actually kind of frightening…
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