Who really thought the infamous blogger Surfer Girl, was actually a surfer and a girl?
Police in Orange County, California, discovered the young woman’s body washed up along a popular beach. A large fanny pack was fastened to her waist, containing a black book full of phone numbers owned by video game developers, a 100-pack of latex condoms, and the pocket-sized novel, “Dating Nerds, For Dummies”.
“When we found the bag, the evidence was clear,” police chief Donald Sanchez told a local paper, “we had a dead blogger on our hands.”
Experts say she could have been dragged into the ocean by the strong riptide. “Undertow really sucks. Undertow is probably the worst experience a person could have in the water.” said crime scene investigator Sonja Adams.
After news broke upon Surfer Girl’s demise, her self-proclaimed little sister, Sexy Snowboarder Girl, announced she would take over the daily updates to the blog. However, instead of the usual rumors from across the video game spectrum, the site now proudly displays videos of women snowboarding in bikinis. No further information has surfaced about the replacement blogger, but most users of the site say its a huge improvement.
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10 responses so far ↓
1 Hollowcow // Mar 21, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Leave Undertow alone! (rolls over and cries into a pillow)
2 RAGNAROCK // Mar 21, 2008 at 1:57 pm
which the last paragraph was true.
3 Lono // Mar 21, 2008 at 2:05 pm
good stuff.
4 Youlikeyams // Mar 21, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Excellent article, thought it was real at first, thennnnn remembered it was Friday.
5 balaamsafe // Mar 21, 2008 at 4:27 pm
lol @ undertow
6 Cube // Mar 21, 2008 at 7:37 pm
I am Surfer Girl .
7 Final Fantasy XXXXX // Mar 21, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Honestly, me and my friend got a kick out of Undertow. But that was only because everything’s fun when you’re bored. And everything’s better if it’s free. And we were bored. And it was free.
8 Ninjas // Mar 22, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Undertow was a great game. Leave it alone
9 Keith K // Mar 22, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Oh if only…
10 Eoco // Mar 23, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Who would name their daughter surfer?
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