March 28, 2008 – In a shocking turn of events, Sony’s CEO Howard Stringer has abruptly resigned and will be replaced by current SCEI CEO Kaz Hirai. The reasons behind Stringer’s resignation were not immediately apparent, but his departure sent shockwaves throughout the entire company and its many subsidiaries.
Upon reporting this news, Newsweek’s gaming correspondent, N’Gai Croal, became so despondent over Stringer’s abrupt and unexplained departure, that he has been temporarily relieved of his duties at Newsweek. Even more surprising, Newsweek announced that N’Gai would actually be replaced by Kaz Hirai.
Shocked at N’Gai’s sudden departure and Newsweek’s apparent flippancy over replacing him, GameTrailers TV host Geoff Keighley reportedly called a meeting with his employers, just to be sure that Kaz Hirai wasn’t taking over his job as well. To his surpise, Kaz Hirai barged into the meeting, handed Keighley a severance package and appointed himself the new host of GameTrailers TV.
How Hirai hopes to be able to perform all these additional duties remains a mystery to me, bu…
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Welcome, readers of Sarcastic Gamer, this is Kaz Hirai, SG’s new Editor in Chief. I’m excited to be able to share my vision with you for the future of Sarcastic Gamer and gaming in general. As the new Founder of Sarcastic Gamer, I’m very excited to be able to take over hosting duties on the Sarcastic Gamer Podcast, writng Sarcastic Gamer articles and corresponding with fans through the Sarcastic Gamer message forums, where every message will be personally written and replied to by me.
After taking over the duties of Reggie Fils-Aime and Don Mattrick earlier this morning, as well as pulling SOE, Ubisoft, EA, and Activision all under my creative control, I feel better than ever about my vision… excuse me…
Sorry folks, didn’t mean to interrupt. This is Kaz Hirai here. From this moment on, I’ll be taking over the duties of… well… Kaz Hirai. I feel I can improve on the performance of my predecessor in many ways. I’m very… uh… excited to… oh, pain in my chest… um, I’ve very excited… oh my God, am I having a heart attack?!?!?! I’m not ready, I’m not…
*Quiet my son*
God?
*No… wait, yes… sorry, I’m new here and not quite used to that. Listen, you can just call me Kaz*
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That picture of chubby faced Reggie Hirai is absolutely priceless!
I feel so much better about our Japanese overlords now and our imminent J-pocalypse.
Good stuff Rockbart.