It’s mosey on down to mah’ attenshun dat many uh ya’ is havin’ some trouble dig itin’ whut be bein’ said today on Sarcastic Gamer. Ah be baaad… Since we’ve made da damn executive decision t’go A”All JIVE, All de Time” Idought it might be prudent t’cut ya’ an oppo’tunity t’learn some uh de basics. Here’s some sho’t instrucshunal video. ‘S coo’, bro.
Dere ya’ go! Right on! Now youse eyebally t’’sperience da damn new official language uh Sarcastic Gamer. Ah be baaad… Long live da damn JIVE! Right on!
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3 responses so far ↓
1 clarky456 // Apr 1, 2008 at 2:15 pm
“Dat” first paragraph was real easy to read… Please explain what is going on with the site in the true language of the world, Chinese! ??????????
2 SarcasticSparki // Apr 1, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Yea.. maybe cause this isn’t jive… Jive is more than just cropping vowels at the beginning of words and replacing “of” and “the” with “uh” and “de”. The video proves this point… Jive was virtually a different language than English. Completely different words and phrases were used, it was more than speaking/writing with a dialect.
Case in point would be the Jive spoken towards the end: “Bro was on!! Didn’t trip. But the folks was freaking man, hey. And the pilots was laid to the bone, homes (homey?)….”
See no need to type it in dialect. I’m sure it’s fun for you though. Just a headache to read your bad dialects/accents in writing.
PS: Captha = Harlem Gypsies
3 Tom Sawyer PhD // Apr 1, 2008 at 3:01 pm
We should set up uh friendly Halo 3 game between
sarcasticgamers an’ podtacular ? I th’o't we’ll win.
Can ya say, “Killionaire” turkey ?
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