After nine months of writing for Sarcastic Gamer, I finally get confirmation that I’ve made it big. In my inbox last night was a message from God.
Hi Matt,
We just wanted to say THANK YOU for helping spread the word about Bacon Salt!
We’d love to repay the favor in a small way and send you a bacon-flavored thing or two. Or three. If you’re interested, please send us your address!
Cheers,
Dave Lefkow
Bacontrepreneur
Who would’ve thought free advertising could result in free seasonings? Now that I’m going to actually get to taste bacon salt, I can die peacefully. It’s been a good run. Or maybe I’ll wait until after I play R6: Vegas 2.
Can I put BaconSalt on tactical shooters?
I want to put it out there to every company with something to offer, I am not afraid of shamelessly promoting your product in my posts, in exchange for goods or services. In fact, if you own a pizza chain or pimp a prostitution ring, you can get bumped right to the front of the pack.
Boy, I sure love the quality automobiles at Volkswagen!
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10 responses so far ↓
1 Artemas // Mar 19, 2008 at 10:20 am
Lol. Congrates on the sponsership!
2 Lono // Mar 19, 2008 at 10:45 am
you pimp.
3 VinDali // Mar 19, 2008 at 11:34 am
I sure Love Onkyo Stereos!! :thumbsup
Sorry, I need to update my surround sound. Thought I’d give it a shot… I Love Bud Light too :w00t:
O.K. I’ll stop now.
4 killer bonnar // Mar 19, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Did i mention that i need a new house beacuse my old one burnt down in a firery blaze and im homeless now?
5 Doc // Mar 19, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Matt , every time you write I laugh deep down inside. You sir, have talent.
6 limegreen // Mar 19, 2008 at 1:20 pm
i’d like a bacon flavored volkswagen too.
7 Animathias // Mar 19, 2008 at 2:02 pm
“Matt , every time you write I laugh deep down inside. You sir, have talent.”
Are you sure that’s not indigestion?
8 Lono // Mar 19, 2008 at 4:15 pm
^ Indigestion caused by bacon salt, perhaps?
9 Vendetta PRIME // Mar 19, 2008 at 6:50 pm
LOL!! How in the world did you get involved with “spreading the word about ‘bacon-salt’?” seems so random, lol! A friend and I used to constantly stuff our faces with Velveeta Shell & Cheese w/bacon, but not enough for sponsorship, unfortunately… oh, well…
10 Alkiezer // Mar 20, 2008 at 9:00 am
Hey Volkov, it there any way you can get us free shipping?
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