To: Lono
From: Doc
Subject: Staff Meeting
Dude,
Last night’s conference call was really fun. It’s nice to get all of the writers together and figure out how we’re going to move forward. As we discussed, I think the most important thing is to differentiate ourselves. from other sites. We should try to be original in all we do. Yep, totally original.
Sorry if i hurt your feelings about the graphics comments. I know you like using Paint as your default graphics editor, but we really need to take things to the next level. If you’re having trouble, just ask Rothbart. Be sure not to ask him about Playstation Home, however. You’ll never get off the phone.
It was nice having Volkov on the call last night. Now that he’s writing again, I think it’s safe to invest all of the site’s assets into the alpaca industry. Those suckers are cute. I know you’re skeptical, but I think after you watch the DVD I mailed you, you’ll feel differently. The future is alpaca dude.
OH! and I know how much you love Brian Crecente’s hair. I think this little video ought to give you a smiley start to your day.
Eegra gets “Brian Crecente” (From Kotaku and that book of hairstyles at Head Start) to review Super Smash Brothers Brawls for the Wii. Seriously this was the first thing I saw this morning andI am certain that I am going to have a great day now.
Do you think we could start paying OUR writers with garlic? Lord knows it would be a raise for them. The ending is worth staying for. Have a great week! Call me after your 10am massage. If I don’t answer try me after your 1pm massage. Have fun suing people!
We should write to each other like this all of the time. I don’t know of anyone else that does this.
Doc
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9 responses so far ↓
1 Animathias // Mar 24, 2008 at 7:10 am
Interesting…
“Go, Sonic, go! Run like the wind! Yes, yes! You beautiful animal! You ****ing King of the Jungle! You savior! You blessed beast! Destroyer and redeemer! Alpha and Omega! Lay Conquest to your enemies! Yes, Sonic, yes! Take my body and my soul as weapons in your fight!”
“Use me, Sonic! Use me, use me, use me! USE ME! Ahahahahahaha!”
I can’t use any punctuation besides the explanation point to convey that sentence.
Thank you, Doc.. you have made my day.
2 Lono // Mar 24, 2008 at 7:28 am
who knew Cresente was so ripped!
Avoiding Sunlight FTW!!!
3 DJ Res // Mar 24, 2008 at 8:38 am
Lono get 2 massages a day? Who knew Lono was so relaxed!
4 DJ Res // Mar 24, 2008 at 8:42 am
Wow…I can’t spell! Public Education wins again!!!
5 Tom Sawyer PhD // Mar 24, 2008 at 11:21 am
I was waiting for him to say “….for me to poop on.”
6 Meh // Mar 24, 2008 at 12:35 pm
That video was disturbing, and funny.
7 Orange // Mar 24, 2008 at 4:54 pm
I thought the onion was supposed to be crack O.O
8 Dave // Mar 24, 2008 at 5:38 pm
@orange
Its garlic.
9 The Ploogle // Mar 24, 2008 at 6:26 pm
“In conclusion, it’s like a good dog: it’s good.”
XD
I was on the floor for that one…
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