It’s Monday, again, and you only get one chance to start the week off the right way. No, not coffee and an Egg McMuffin. In a gamer’s world, there’s nothing better than looking at the games coming out this week?
Here are your titles for this week, with just a pinch of sarcasm.
3/17 DT Racer Refueled (PSP) – The under achieving version of GT. The black sheep of the family.
3/17 Merv Griffin’s Crosswords (PC) – Stay tuned for the Jessica Simpson word scramble.
3/17 Worms: A Space Oddity (Wii) – Who knew those things that die crossing the sidewalk were so violent.
3/18 Condemned 2: Bloodshot (PS3) – Makes me wonder when our hero is going to apply for a desk job, or get some Eye Drops already…
3/18 Diary Girl (DS) – The DS will make just about anything these days.
3/18 Fantasy Aquarium (DS) – See what I mean. Anything!
3/18 GoPets: Vacation Island (DS) – The saga continues.
3/18 Hannspree Ten Kate Honda SBK Superbike World Championship (PSP) – Nothing like throwing a brand name on something to get people to buy it.
3/18 Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds (PS3) – Finally?
3/18 Lost in Blue 3 (DS) – It’s like Lost, but without the plot twists and Hi Def.
3/18 Metal Gear Solid: Essential Collection (PS2) – “Please buy it again.”
3/18 Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 (Wii) – Give it a Wii kick.
3/18 Samurai Warriors 2: Xtreme Legends (PS2) – The same Legends, but this time with more Red Bull and curse words.
3/18 SEGA Superstars Tennis (DS, PS3, X360, PS2, & Wii) – I wonder if Anna Kornikova is going to be in the game. If not, then skip it.
3/18 SingStar ’90s (PS2) – Practice karaoke at home.
3/18 Target: Terror (Wii) – Endorsed by Dick Chenney.
3/18 Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Vegas 2 (PS3 & X360) – Can’t the bad guys go some place else? How bout Cancun?
2/20 Championship Pony (DS) – I bet this goes platinum in the first week. Way better than championship Pony boy.
2/21 Neverwinter Nights 2 Adventure Pack: Mysteries of Westgate – Sounds adventurous. Get your 20 sided dice on without the social stigma!
Hopefully, one of these titles catch your eye. If not, next week is the big week of the month for releases. What are they? That would be telling. Check back next Monday for the new release goodness!
Enjoy your week and GAME ON!
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Is it okay that I will rent Sega tennis?
Wow… with the exception of Vegas 2 that all looks pretty… um… well… awful. Maybe Condemned 2 will prove to be alright but still, that’s a sad, sad list. Roll on next week I guess.
lol! Ok when the hell does R6V2 come out? Your saying the 18th gamefly says the 20th and some else said the 21st. Which one is it!!!
R6V2 releases tomorrow, in-store.
I figure they made it in vegas again because they allready had mapped out peices they didn’t use last time.
There’s nothing wrong with your new nickname, Dave. Just putting that out there.
I like fergie ferg more lol. XD