It’s Monday, again, and you only get one chance to start the week off the right way. In a gamer’s world, what would be better than looking at the games coming out this week?

Here are your titles for this week, with just a pinch of sarcasm.

• 3/9 Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii) – After several delays, it’s finally here. Fanboys Unite!
• 3/10 Imperium Romanum (PC) – Ah Latin, the true sign of sophisticated.
• 3/10 M&M’s Kart Racing (DS) – Nothing like a game with product placement. In. The. Fricking. Title.
• 3/10 Mass Effect: Bring Down The Sky (X360) – Bring on those four eyed bastards!
• 3/10 Puyo Puyo 2[Virtual Console] (Wii) – Patapon’s ugly cousin.
• 3/10 Sudden Strike 3: Arms for Victory (PC) – If it’s happening for the third time, is it really sudden?
• 3/11 Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam (PS2) – It might be funner if it was called Bleep.
• 3/11 Buzz!: The Hollywood Quiz (PS2) – Bleep for adults.
• 3/11 Condemned 2: Bloodshot (PS3 & X360) – How much bad luck can one main character have?
• 3/11 El Tigre (PS2) – Spanish for the tiger. That’s all we know.
• 3/11 Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates (DS) – When they decided to end this series, will it called Final Fantasy: Finally Over?
• 3/11 George of the Jungle and the Search for the Secret (DS, Wii, PS3) – Watch out for that tree!
• 3/11 House of the Dead 2 & 3 Return, The (Wii) – Nothing like spending more than a quarter on a refurbished crappy arcade game.
• 3/11 Insecticide (DS) – Orkin man training game.
• 3/11 Lost Empire: Immortals (PC) – If it’s lost, how do you find it?
• 3/11 Nanostray 2 (DS) – After obedience school they will finally know how to stay.
• 3/11 Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 (PSP,PS3, PS2, X360 & DS) – It’s rival Pro Creation Soccer will be out in the fall.
• 3/11 Seven Kingdoms: Conquest (PC) – Roll up your sleeves, because it’s going to be a long trip.
• 3/11 Sprint Cars 2: Showdown at Eldora (PS2) – I wonder how much Sprint had to pay to beat out AT&T.
• 3/11 Wild ARMs XF (PSP) – They shouldn’t bring spasms into the spot light?
• 3/11 World Championship Cards (PS2 & PSP) – Sounds boring.
• 3/11 World Heroes Anthology (PS2) – They brought the games together to squeeze more money out you.
• 3/14 Sam & Max — Season 2 Episode #4: Chariot of the Dogs (PC) – The saga continues.
• 3/14 Sea Monsters: A Prehistoric Adventure (PS2) – Outstanding.

Hopefully one of these titles catch your eye. If not, next week is the big week of the month for releases. What are they? That would be telling. Check back next Monday for the new release goodness!

Enjoy your week and GAME ON!

Source Gamespy

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