It’s Monday, again, and you only get one chance to start the week off, the right way. In a gamer’s world, what would be better than looking at the games coming out this week?

Here are your titles for this week with just a pinch of sarcasm.

• 3/3 Bully: Scholarship Edition (X360 & Wii) - Be an ass for a shot to get into college?
• 3/3 Galactic Command — Echo Squad Special Edition (PC) - Sounds Epic.
• 3/3 Let’s Ride! Friends Forever (DS) - I’m sure this will move some units.
• 3/3 The Lost Crown: A Ghost-hunting Adventure (PC) - Jack and Jill, after the hill.
• 3/3 Major League Baseball 2K8 (PS3, PS2, Wii, X360, & PSP) - I wonder if there is a “steroid injection” option.
• 3/3 MLB ‘08: The Show (PSP) - It’s all gravy until you get sent back to the minors. This is the MLB game to get, when it comes to the next-gen consoles, but for now, play it on your PSP.
• 3/3 SpaceForce Captains (PC) - AKA Captain Kirk training academy
• 3/3 Stranger (PC) - If you introduce yourself, you’re not a stranger anymore.
• 3/4 Anno 1701: Dawn of Discovery (DS) - Brave malaria and dysentery to explore
• 3/4 Army of Two (X360 & PS3) - Hopefully better than Denied Ops. I hope it comes with camo boxers.
• 3/4 Best of Tests DS (DS) - Why have fun when you can learn?
• 3/4 Chicken Hunter (DS) - Finally someone has addressed the chicken menace.
• 3/4 Company Of Heroes Gold (PC) - What’s better than making a new game? Making a compilation and clapping “gold” on it.
• 3/4 Eco-Creatures: Save the Forest (DS) - Teaching this generation to chain themselves to trees.
• 3/4 God of War: Chains of Olympus (PSP) - Lono’s game of the year. Secretly he’s being paid by Ready at Dawn.
• 3/4 Imagine: Figure Skater (DS) - Don’t forget to perform the ever popular Tonya Harting knee capper technique.
• 3/4 Imperium Romanum (PC) - Hopefully hedonism is in full swing during your reign.
• 3/4 MLB ‘08: The Show (PS3 & PS2) - Better late than never.
• 3/4 Mystery Dungeon: Shiren the Wanderer (DS) - What kind of full willingly enters dungeons?
• 3/4 Ninja Reflex (DS & Wii) - Can a ninja game without heroes on the half shell be successful?
• 3/4 Petz Bunnyz (DS) - Who doesn’t like bunnies? Man the DS has a lot of crap on it.
• 3/4 Saga (PC) - Kind of like Warcraft, only not.
• 3/4 Silent Hill Origins (PS2) - When will people learn not to go up that damn hill?
• 3/4 Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War — Soulstorm (PC) - There will be blood. Oddly enough the war started over a milkshake.
• 3/6 flOw (PSP) - The next gen digi-pet.
• 3/6 Rocketmen: Axis of Evil (PS3) - Great title. Oddly enough does not involve North Korea or Iran.
• 3/7 Legends Of Norrath: Inquisitor (PC) - Another Pokimon or Magic knock off.
• 3/7 World Championship Cards (PS2) - When you can play Bridge, Gin Rummy, Solitaire, Cribbage, Hearts, Spades, Crazy 8’s and more, why would you want to use your PS2 for anything else.

Hopefully one of these titles catches your eye. If not, next week is the big week of the month for releases. What are they? That would be telling. Check back next Monday for the new release goodness!

Enjoy your week and GAME ON!

Source Gamespy

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