It’s Monday… again, and you only get one chance to start the week off the right way. No, not coffee and an Egg McMuffin. In a gamer’s world, there’s nothing better than looking at the games coming out this week.

Here are your titles for this week, with just a pinch of sarcasm.

• 3/31 Great War Nations: The Spartans (PC) - Too bad they didn’t release this during the 300 craze.
• 3/31 Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis (PS2) - Sounds way too nerdy. Looks like a bunch of random letters thrown together… I’m sure it’s awesome though, or maybe not.
• 3/31 Monkey King: The Legend Begins, The (Wii) - YOU ARE THE MONKEY KING, MAKE ME LAUGH, MONKEY KING! NOW!
• 3/31 Overclocked: A History of Violence (PC) - You’d never guess this game wasn’t about the 400 meter dash.
• 3/31 RC Mini Chopper (PS2) - I guess it’s cheaper and safer than the real thing.
• 3/31 Riddle of the Tomb (PC) - It’s like Tomb Raider, but without the action and cleavage, but with more riddles.
• 3/31 Sudden Strike 3: Arms for Victory (PC) - How can you surprise the Nazi’s 3 times? You’d think they’d eventually catch on.
• 4/1 Double Sequence (DS) - Sounds as boring as the name. Sounds as boring as the name.
• 4/1 Toy Shop (DS) - Go to work making toys and try to sell them. Sounds like the sleeper hit of 2008.
• 4/2 Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare — Game of The Year Edition (X360) - In case you hadn’t bought the game yet, it’s kind of a big deal…
• 4/3 Women’s Murder Club (PC) - What happened to the good old days when women would get together to go shopping?
• 4/4 Galactic Civilizations II: Twilight of the Arnor (PC) - Kick ass expansion for one of the best 4x strategy games of all time. No sarcasm here. Buy this.
• 4/4 Magic Online III (PC) - ……… funk that.
• 4/4 Requiem: Bloodymare (PC) - Translates to creepy music, but with totally unintentional hilarity.

Hopefully, one of these titles catch your eye. If not, next week is the big week of the month for releases. What are they? That would be telling. Check back next Monday for the new release goodness!

Enjoy your week and GAME ON!

Source Gamespy

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