WARNING: This contains a hyperlink to a video that you may find quite upsetting. If you are bothered by the sight of a grown man tossing a helpless puppy off of a cliff, then congratulations, you have a heart. To avoid seeing the video, just stick to the article itself, and do not click any links.
In an effort to capitalize on the booming internet-stardom of David Motari, the US serviceman seen throwing a live puppy off of a cliff somewhere in Iraq, Sicko-Bastard Games announced today that it has secured the rights to David Motari’s Puppy Toss Bonanza for the PC.
“There’s nothing quite like getting a sweet innocent puppy, holding him by the scruff of the neck, feeling him tremble with fear, and chucking him off of a cliff to splatter onto the rocks below,” said company president, Roger Pedacter. “We’re bringing this exhilaration to computers worldwide.”
Sure to entertain the entire family, Puppy Toss is said to be the first commercial implementation of the Jagged physics engine which boasts incredible rag-puppy physics and very realistic gravity effects.
“Puppies will accelerate towards the ground at the exact same rate that they do when thrown in real life. Our tests prove it conclusively,” said Pedacter.
The single player campaign is a vast and varied series of cliffs and random helpless animals, that the player must cruelly extinguish without remorse. Mini-games include Puppy-punting, Puppy Blending, and Puppy Hunt (similar to Duck Hunt but puppies can’t fly, so they are launched). A robust multiplayer experience is also planned, as players compete in enormous 60-player matches of Dodge-puppy (Similar to dodgeball, except with puppies…) where hits on your opponents are indicated with a piercing, haunting yelp.
Expansion packs are also in the works for this game, and include Puppy Toss: Aftermath, in which a video tape of you being a sadistic asshole leaks onto the Internet and disgraces your comrades, your country, your family, and your friends. It’s your job to find somewhere in the world to live where people don’t want to see you chunked over a cliff.
The game is rated E for Everyone.
In a related story, a sequel to Michael Vick’s Extreme Dogfighting (<– safe link) has been canceled due to underwhelming demand.
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That’s a great article, but a sick sick concept… Just goes to show English stereotypes about the US army really aren’t so far-fetched.
easy Josh. tread lightly please. I debated putting this up for the very reason you’ve demonstrated. Animal cruelty happens outside of the military as well, and it needs to be dealt with in all instances.
Fair point. Sorry for generalising, I guess I was just a little shocked anybody would do that… It’s a harsh reality that, I’m sure, happens all around the world.
I had actually never heard about this. Great article Doc…even if it is based on something extremely sick
I love that it’s rated E. I can so see my nephews getting a hold of this game…scary
Too soon, like seriously
@Neon
Respectfully disagree. I don’t think its ever too soon to speak out about things that upset you. this is my way of speaking out.
I respect your opinion.
Agreed
Harming any animal, regardless of if it is domesticated, is no joking matter.
If you want to bring awareness to the topic of how messed up some people are regarding animals, go for it, you aren’t doing that in this post though. You are a complete moron for posting this. It’s distasteful and absurd. You are showing yourself to be a heartless prick.
Well you’re mostly correct ,… except for the part where you’re wrong. Violence to animals IS wrong UNLESS the it is funny (Happy Tree Friends) or if said animal is tasty (Chicken, Beef, Pork, and Cat). But one thing the internet has taught me it that people are allowed to be happy and wrong.
@Doll
I think the more this kind of topic is discussed, in any format, the better. People need to be conscious about this kind of thing and how horrible its effects truly are. Keeping it on the radar is how it brings on change.
@Doll
If I had posted Fight Animal Abuse, sadly, few would have read it.
This is satire. The video made me sick, and I cope by taking it to another level and showing what a sick, twisted asshole this guy is.
It may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I don’t think anyone with an ounce of a soul will disagree with the message. A lot of people weren’t even aware of this guy’s stupid actions until they read this. So I’ll take your insults all day, as long as I know people are finding out about this and getting pissed off. It’s a fair trade.
LOLOCAUST I would buy it
This is offensive and unorthadox!
while the article was entertaining
the link to the video was not nessary kids WILL click that link it is offensive and the warning is there but man that guy just boils my blood military or not he needs a swift asskicking
@ Doc
I had no idea about David Motari until I read this. Although it’s not the normal way to spread awareness about animal cruelty I think you did the right thing here. As many people as possible need to know what type of sick bastard this guy is.
gd post doc, i think this is one of the only affective ways of portraying animal cruelty, especially on a gaming website.
Why would you ever post such a sick nasty thing, y0u terrible man? That is obviously a live puppy being thrown from an obviously very high cliff, where it is then crushed by the forces of gravity. And, presumably, large rocks. What twisted person should be allowed to make fun of such a horrible incident? This website is accessible to children who cannot read the disclaimer and could easily click the link to that atrocious video. How dare you even go to a website that has those awful videos on it? Please, for the love of the children, ask yourself; Do you have a heart??
That entire thing up there is satire. These kinds of things need to be publicized. Animal cruelty is for jerks.
I hate puppies.
The video is fake, the puppy sounded more like a monkey, and if it was real the puppy would be barking and kicking its hind legs.
holy sh*t is that video real because if it than im shocked as this is extremerly sick.
What a sick bastard
I fully agree that David Motari did not do the right thing. Which was getting caught on camera. We here at the USMC do not agree with his actions in being videotaped while committing animal cruelty.
With that being said, if he had committed the act and not been on camera it would have been acceptable. When you run out of grenades and other ammunition we train our soldiers to use live animals that can be thrown. He wasted a perfectly good puppy.
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Great, Once more our military gets these idiots making us look like a bunch of morons in the U.S.
As for Doc, I agree with the way you did the article, but I think the Link should have been in an appendix or something rather than main text.
Do some people think Doc is actually promoting animal cruelty or what?
What I see is an awareness that David Motari is a sick bastard in a true sarcasticgamer way.
Nice one Doc.
David motari didnt do anything wrong he should be honored for his acctions not for killing a sick puppy but for showing his strength as a solider and that he has no fear and will kill anything if needed
@ Ha
That sounds like a comment straight from YouTube.
Motari is supposed to be a human. Don’t stick up for a heartless nob.
@Ha
Putting a gun to the puppy would’ve been more humane then throwing it off of a cliff any day of the worlds existence. Fast and effective not screaming and then splat. There’s a difference. In which case, what absurd notion of strength are you inferring too?
dude, is this some kind of sick joke, or did I just a man who is to protect this country, rigorous mental testing for instability toss a puppy off a cliff? As some who live close to camp Pendleton my life just got helluva lot scarier
Funny stuff, but I still think the guy’s a loser.
Check out his half-hearted apology…
http://www.davidmotari.net
I will reserve judgement. First off, that whole when the puppy is in submissive mode is bunk. The front and back paws of the puppy are always in the same position, even when he turns his wrist to throw it. Though it can change between breeds, from a hanging position any dog taht I have owned and held in that manners legs did not remain together side by side, the spread apart and hung down.
Second, the sound of the puppy yelping sounds added in. It doesnt really trail off when it moves away from the camera the way it should.
People calling that a cliff is really a mis representation of the video, and being thrown from that distance and hight on its own wouldnt instantly kill a normal healthy puppy. It would move a little after the impact.
The explanation that he supposedly gave is probably a lie. Posted by someone else who got his picture from somewhere. Cnn reports that they take dogs and care for them all the time, so that we arent allowed to have them is bunk. Also command would have him cease and desist all further comment.
Finally, this type of humor in and of itself, even if its fake may be questionable, but I have found that people get way more incensed when animals are treated cruelly and care a lot less when it is people.
@doro626
I thin you’re right about people caring more about animals than people.
Totally disagree about the submissive position of a puppy. 5 puppies I’ve owned have all exhibited this behavior, especially when they are young young.
Finally, with regards to that “cliff.” As far as that pup was thrown, and the fact that is disappeared down onto a rocky “embankment” would certainly have at least left it laying there to die a slow painful death, but in my opinion, would have been almost immediately fatal.
I truly hope this comes out as a hoax.
You bashing noobs really need to get your comments under control.
Doc posts acticles (such as this one) for satire purposes, he means no offense, and has quite clearly stated that he is strongly AGAINST poor treatment of animals, you you recall correctly the article states “…Puppy Toss: Aftermath, in which a video tape of you being a sadistic asshole leaks onto the Internet and disgraces your comrades, your country, your family, and your friends. It’s your job to find somewhere in the world to live where people don’t want to see you chunked over a cliff.”
I think this makes it quite clear that he, as well as every other sane human being, does not find this man’s actions remotely aceptable.
Now stop bashing. If you don’t like what David Motari did, guess what, no one else does either, we’re all on the same side.
This game sounds awesome!! Seriously, I’d play this. But you should add some guns. Eagerly awaiting…..
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I think the video is fake, (this is just my opinion) if that was real man i they should be thrown of a cliff. An animal has the same rights as a human except they can’t speak.
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