Here’s the winning story, warts and all:
The year is 2015…. WO III has ended in an apocalypse.
Only two humans are able to survive this horrendous catastrophe. They were once named Lono and Paris Hilton. They meet each other in the rubble where once stood the great city of Chicago. They have a long talk about morals and obligations, and what would be the right thing to do.
After many hours, they decide they have to repopulate the earth.
After mentally preparing himself, Lono takes of his sweater, revealing the SG t-shirt. Paris Hilton stares, then pukes, and eventually jumps of a nearby cliff. In the wind you can hear a marine voice whisper “Cute little Hilton…”.
The world sighs in relief as it is saved from the awful fate of being filled with Lono-Hilton hybrids… Through the awesome power of the SG t-shirt.
Congratulations!
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6 responses so far ↓
1 ShockwaveLover // Mar 11, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Clarky’s picture was great, but your story was better. Way to go Rekken!
2 NoneOfYourBusiness // Mar 11, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Ahhh, very nice. Not only did you make a story about the T-shirt saving the world, but you catered to Lono’s ego! Bravo!
3 smon jiff // Mar 12, 2008 at 12:51 am
That was the best story i have read IN FREAKIN AGES!!!
4 The Ploogle // Mar 12, 2008 at 9:16 am
Wait a sec…where was the contest? I so would have entered it if I had known about it…:(
5 HeavenlyYeti // Mar 12, 2008 at 10:45 am
No way, this guy’s writing rivals that of J.K. Rowling, in my opinion. And I’m an HP fanboy!
6 Chuck Norris // Mar 12, 2008 at 11:33 am
I would have bought a T-shirt if they were actually funny.(for the general public too.)
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