Yesterday, Infinity ward’s PR handlers called an impromptu press conference at their home office, not to brag about being number one on the Xbox Live charts, but to address the rampant and impressive amount of “number 2″ jokes that are putting Call of Duty’s name in the toilet.

Find out what went down, after the jump!

Ralph Nesburger, head of Engelbert PR Productions spoke on behalf of Infinity Ward.

“IW wants to know when the poop jokes will stop? We’ve made the bestest selling game of, like forever, and all people want to do is make doody jokes. Yes, we’ve heard them all. Call of Doody, Call of Booty, Call of poopy, Call of poop, Booty call… yes, yes yes, we’ve heard them all. Frankly, we’re tired of it.”

Nesburger went on to attribute the jokes to a single source,

“Yes, we know where it all started. Bungie. They’re just jealous, but we’ve had enough. That’s why we’ve called this press conference. Infinity Ward is here to announce that from today forward, the franchise will cease to be known as Call of Duty. Hence forth, the franchise will only be called Gun Fighter and the latest installment will be changed to Gun Fighter 4.”

The reporters sat in stunned silence. Suddenly, Matt Volkov, brought to you by Bacon Salt, from Sarcastic Gamer news stood up and addressed the PR rep and asked:

“Can we call it Bun Biter 4?”

Incensed, Nesburger stormed off the stage. He was heard muttering under his breath, while his microphone was still on:

“Bungie is going to have a field day with this….”

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