A Guitar Hero Competition in Fresno, California was a scene of horror today as the first case of a gamer enhanced by steroids was discovered. The scandal that rocked major league baseball has made its way into the gaming world. It’s a dark day in the history of gaming.

In the semifinals, Hans Gruber, 38 was facing off against Dexter Pinderhues,17 on Guitar Hero II. Both were playing Rage Against the Machine’s, Killing in the Name. Hans lost by a few points and became upset. He began screaming at the other contestants and judges.

He Smashed his guitar the ground, splintering it. Then, he then grabbed Dexter’s guitar and broke it over the poor boy’s skull. Next, he ripped the LCD off the wall and slammed it on to the ground.

The 6′1, 250lb Gruber had to be restrained by 7 security guards and tazed three times before he could be subdued.

One of the guards was willing to talk to Sarcastic Gamer.

“I thought that big f***er was going to kill us.”

At the Fresno police department, Gruber made a public apology. He told the police he was a steroid user. He wrote in his confession that he had been using steroids for the past two years. His reason? He wanted to be a better Guitar Hero II player.

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