Second Life Banking goes BUST

February 11th, 2008 at 12:31 pm · 16 Comments

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In a move, sure to cause virtual headaches for avatars and their masters the world over, Second Life proprietors, Linden Labs, have shut down the entire virtual economy by closing their banking system.Linden Labs has face harsh criticism of SL in the past. Second Life, amongst other things, has been called a “den of gambling and corruption.” These adjectives are derived from the fact that in this virtual world, players were spending, gambling, and losing real money in the form of completely transferable “Linden Dollars.” In a move, with the apparent ambition of stopping the abuse of the SL banking system, possibly to avoid lawsuits over money-laundering (in my opinion), Linden Labs has suspended its current banking system effective immediately. With exchange rates of the fantasy currency falling to almost 300 to 1 (US dollars) the closure of the SL vaults might end up saving a lot of pale suckers a ton of cash, though they’ll probably find some other way to part ways with their parents’ hard-earned funds, soon enough.

It’s not clear at this time how soon the pedophiles, gambling addicts, and occasionally upstanding citizens of this fantasy world will receive remediation for their virtual investments, but what is clear is that with billions of Linden Dollars on the line, millions of gamers will be watching this story very closely over the next few days.

While Second Life has enjoyed more than its fair share of headlines, attention, and ridicule over the past year, I can’t help but hope that this is the beginning of a quick death for what I feel is a useless waste of money and time.

To each his own, or whatever. Die SL. There’s a new time-suck coming. It’s called PSHome.

Source: NPR




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