A study by University of Ohio A&M researchers revealed that absolutely no one in the entire State of
We surveyed nearly 25 thousand residents of
Mississippi and found that nobody there could tell us one thing about video games. Bass fishing, yes…. And combustion engine maintenance…. And strangely enough the residents were also extremely up-to-date on several aspects of common law marital issues….
Several attempts by our Sarcastic Gamer News team to reach random residents of Mississippi were unsuccessful, as apparently telephones haven’t quite “caught on” in the State. A brief poll of households in nearby Alabama yielded similar results, as many of those we managed to reach were too busy watching NASCAR and eating grits to participate.
Popularity: 1% [?]
It’s true down there all they have is john deer tractors and beer.
Back when the Atari 2600 came out there was no electricity and they all traded beads for money so nintendo never shipped a NES to that state so they missed out on it.
They did not evolve with the rest of the usa.
You do realize that video games require electricity right?
lol Why Mississippi? I think every state in which Bush won in 2000 qualifies.
It’s not the ones he won in 2000; it was the repeat idiot offenders that re-elected him…
im forti and i live in missipi and i play tetrs so this article is a fack
The South…how we laugh at your expense.
But their neighbors sure do!
(me)
Bush didn’t really win. He just moved into the White House one day and we were too lazy to get him outta there. :p
[...] Nobody in Mississippi plays video games! [...]
ahh, this is wack. i’m a girl and i play lots of videogames. heck you should have did this poll around the universities and schools. there are a hell of alot of gamers down here. just how the hell can you say nobody in mississippi plays videogames, fucking dumbass!