Limericks can aide the doldrums of any slow news day. There was the whole thing about Apple filing a patent for a handheld gaming device, but there probably won’t be any games for it anyway.
A furious gamer named Sean
Gets pissed off when nothing is wrong
If he were given a Wii
He’d rant, It was free!
And write 10 pages, plus a song.
There is an old man named Lono
Who thinks he’ more famous than Bono
The blog is his duty
That gets him some booty
But it puts him at high risk for mono
I probably should be more discrete, considering my last name rhymes with poop. But now is the chance to make your very own exuberant and lively limerick! It doesn’t have to be about Sarcastic Gamer, or even gaming at all. Make a limerick about your living room sofa. It won’t be very good, but who am I to judge? I write for this site…
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12 responses so far ↓
1 moxx // Feb 11, 2008 at 6:19 pm
man this article was well worth the wait
2 moxx // Feb 11, 2008 at 6:20 pm
3 Sean "rothbart" Workman // Feb 11, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Matt’s entered a dangerous realm
For the limmerick ship I do helm
His last name _IS_ Schmidt
And he’s quite full of s**t
To the point it just might overwhelm.
Surely Matt knows that I own a Wii
To this point it’s been worthless to me
Only one game I’ll play
It’s ranking I’ll say
Is behind Xbox and PS3
4 janzantinga // Feb 11, 2008 at 6:59 pm
All day and night, you will surely see
That all I play is my 360
Its got great games, and graphics too
On the market place, there’s always something new.
Other fanboys, I say unto thee
If you want fun, buy the 360
This is one thing Microsoft nailed
I’m going to ignore all the hate mail you’ve mailed.
5 SpiralGray // Feb 11, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Schmidt rhymes with poop? Ooooooh, now I get it.
6 heavyfire grunt // Feb 11, 2008 at 7:27 pm
uuuuug not another handheld
7 floyd // Feb 11, 2008 at 9:16 pm
My living room sofa is great
For relaxing and gaining more weight-
I use it for sitting
And it does my bidding-
To gaming it does not relate
8 Abucket // Feb 11, 2008 at 9:23 pm
is this the uber story?
9 DemonicDerek // Feb 11, 2008 at 10:29 pm
The gaming gear in my room is great
I play too much so excess weight is my fate
My 360 has no HDMI
So I might as well cry
However 720p isn’t bad enough to hate
10 commander121 // Feb 11, 2008 at 11:03 pm
my budget is so dam low
all i can play is demos
i want to support
but it leave me distrourt
that i leave EA’s pockets holo
11 bsf94 // Feb 12, 2008 at 1:45 am
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
The Wii sucks, Whats New?
12 Adam S // Feb 12, 2008 at 10:01 am
For the author:
The poetry thus far is s&!^
Even that created by schmidt
I am full of wow
as gaming is hollow
yet so awesome I could never quite
For fanboys( you can switch all the y’s notice):
From the stupid Soccer mom of Wii
to the angry fanboy of 360
The winning consoles suck
and I’d be outa’ luck
if it were not for my p S 3…
or PC
For Fun:
There once was a man named joe
He was a very sexy giggaloe
but when very his next costumer
turned out to be his mother
he went to a good friend called blow.
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