I love free stuff, we all do. Lately the free things you get for purchasing video games have gotten ridiculous. If I’m complaining about it, you know there’s got to be a problem that must be addressed.
It has become a trend with some stores to include little perks for buying or pre-ordering stuff. At first, it made sense. When I bought Halo 2, I got a free game guide with it. Made total sense. Jump to the present tense. If you’re unlucky enough to pick up a copy of Conflict: Denied Ops, you’ll get a handy dandy pair of camouflage boxers. Obviously, because you’ll never know when you’ll be stripped down to your underwear and hunted in the jungle.
First off, why would you want to buy Conflict: Denied Ops? That game is right up there with the Shadowruns and Hour of Victory’s of this world. Total disappointments. Total crap. Upon purchasing said failure, why would you want to wear the boxer shorts? I guess it could be your own scarlet letter of shame.
For shame, o’ ye camouflaged crotch!
Secondly, the boxers probably say: “Denied Ops” on them… I hope it ends up on the back of the shorts, instead of the front. You’re just begging to be laughed at during an intimate moment.
Maybe they had chastity belts in mind when they thought them up.
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5 responses so far ↓
1 uPod // Feb 14, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Dave, good stuff, sounds like you must wear the shorts though, seeing as you know so much about the experience…. lol. Just kidding anyways, thanks a bunch!
2 RAGNAROCK // Feb 14, 2008 at 2:51 pm
well not all free stuff are bad these days,for example right now pre-ordering mario kart wii gets you a free wii wheel.
3 Tweep // Feb 14, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Maybe they felt that a game that was a turd should have an item that is in close proximity to real ones…
4 Doc // Feb 14, 2008 at 3:38 pm
@TWEEP! Winner! lmao.
5 Pablos102030 // Feb 14, 2008 at 8:16 pm
DENIED!
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