It’s Monday, again, and you only get one chance to start the week off, the right way. In a gamer’s world, what would be better than looking at the games coming out this week?

Here are your titles for this week with just a pinch of sarcasm.

• 2/18 FIFA Street 3 (DS, X360, & PS3) - Soccer, in the street. Dang, I bet there won’t be any slide tackling. I don’t know what else to say.
• 2/18 MX Vs. ATV Untamed(Wii) - I think the truck wins, you can plow over the MX and ATV, because it’s UNTAMED!
• 2/18 Need for Speed ProStreet(PSP) - A title that makes Maverick and Goose proud.
• 2/19 Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney(DS) - Lono, a.k.a.Sexy Justice’s arch rival, in the courtroom drama of life. 
• 2/19 Biathlon 2008(PS2) - Hosted by Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz, bia bia. Just kidding. Too bad it’s not really hosted by them. If it was, the game might even be rentable.
• 2/19 The Club (X360, PS3, & PC) - Killing as a race, but wrong on so many levels.
• 2/19 Dragon Quest Swords: The Masked Queen and the Tower of Mirrors(Wii) - Because “Game for Virgins” was just too short.
• 2/19 Dynasty Warriors 6 (PS3 & X360) - I know we’ve been through this 5 times before, but we’ve got to do it one more time.
• 2/19 The History Channel: Battle For the Pacific (PS3) - When are they going to make a “Mail Call” video game?
• 2/19 My Horse and Me (PC) - Bestiality makes its gaming debut. Finally.
• 2/19 Pimp My Ride(Wii) - Nothing funner than fixing up a car you can’t really drive. This sucked hard on every other console, why not the Wii?
• 2/19 RHEM3 (PC) - Pronounced Reem, and it’s not a place you want to visit.
• 2/19 Spitfire Heroes: Tales of the Royal Air Force (DS) - Sip tea as you repel the Nazi’s with cucumber sandwiches and Spitfire justice.
• 2/20 Pinball Hall of Fame: The Williams Collection(PS2. PSP & Wii) - I didn’t know pinball was still big. I didn’t know that the “Williams Collection” was big either.  Who knew that the marriage of the two would actually cost you real cash to play? I thought it was just that free game for windows that you played a few times and then ignored for the rest of your life.
• 2/21 Cabal Online (PC) - Finally, because playing off line was starting to get old.
• 2/22 ICED! I Can End Deportation (PC) - Might be on PC, but it’s not PC.
• 2/22 Magic Online III(PC) - Nothing like using your computer to play cards. this is like poker, but with more virgins.

Hopefully one of these titles catches your eye. If not, next week is the big week of the month for releases.  What are they?  That would be telling.  Check back next Monday for the new release goodness!

Enjoy your week and GAME ON!

Source Gamespy

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