It’s Monday, and you only get one chance to start the week off the right way. In a gamers world, what would be better than looking at the games coming out this week?

Here are your titles for this week with just a smidge of sarcasm.

• 2/11 Black [Xbox Originals] (X360) – Why go to the store and buy it for $10 when you can download it at home for $15. Always bet on Black. Gotta love Wesley Snipes.
• 2/11 Dora the Explorer: Dora Saves The Mermaids (PS2) – Explore with Dora, enough said… If you’re 5 years old.
• 2/11 Go, Diego, Go! Safari Rescue (PS2 & Wii) – Zoologist facist propaganda.
• 2/11 Harvest Moon [Virtual Console] (Wii) – It’s like Sim City, but with cows and John Deer tractors everywhere. Get out your Microsoft Diamond Card!
• 2/11 Ninja Gaiden Black [Xbox Originals] (X360) – See Black review.
• 2/11 Professor Layton and the Curious Village (DS) – No, no orgies here. Just games and puzzles…So disappointing.
• 2/11 Sid Meier’s Pirates! Live the Life [Xbox Originals] (X360) – Pirates, pirates, pirates everywhere, but without the scurvy!
• 2/12 Balloon Pop (Wii) – Oh SNAP! You get to pop balloons.
• 2/12 Chessmaster: The Art of Learning (PSP) – Why spend $3 on the cheap hand held version when you could drop $30 for you PSP. Here’s a tip: Don’t ever buy a game that has “learning” in the title.
• 2/12 Conflict: Denied Ops (X360, PC, & PS3) – A turd in a box, is still a turd in a box. No matter whose box it’s in. Denied.
• 2/12 Dark Messiah of Might and Magic Elements (X360) – It’s like Diablo, only it’s not.
• 2/12 Dungeon Explorer: Warriors of Ancient Arts (DS) – I don’t think you’ll find Dora down there.
• 2/12 Innocent Life: A Futuristic Harvest Moon — Special Edition (PS2) – Want to farm, this is the game for you.
• 2/12 London Taxi: Rush Hour (Wii) – Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan are back…oh wait, wrong Rush Hour.
• 2/12 Lost Odyssey (X360) – Lose your way as you wonder about. Sounds like they should have planned that Odyssey out a bit better…
• 2/12 The New Zealand Story Revolution (DS) – Kick some tale with Tiki, the Kiwi bird.
• 2/12 Powerboat GT (PC) – They love to throw GT into racing titles, because Powerboat just sounds absurd.
• 2/12 Sam & Max — Season 2 Episode #3: Night of the Raving Dead (PC) – Tune in a year or so from now for the next episode. They like cliffhangers!
• 2/12 Wipeout Pulse (PSP) – This game must be about surfing. Nope, another racer, but with a pulse! Yeah, I know… that sucked.
• 2/15 The Experiment (PC) – Two girls, one cup.  Kidding… Actually, its about two college girls in a dorm and sometimes they get curious.  Actually, I have no idea what this one is about.
• 2/15 Iridium Runners (PS2) – Another racing game, this time in the future, but without Michael J. Fox.
• 2/15 Penumbra: Black Plague (PC) – Play with a Rubik’s cube in the dark. FUN!!!

Hopefully one of these titles catches your eye. If not, oh well.

Enjoy your week and GAME ON!

Source Gamespy

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