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Ah, the smell of a new week’s releases in the morning. Sorry sports fans, the list is a little long this week. Don’t worry, most of them are ridiculous titles that really make me wonder why someone actually okayed their release. So here are you titles for this week with a dash of sarcasm.

• 2/4 Paws & Claws: Pet Resort (DS) - Nothing like spoiling a pet that isn’t really there.
• 2/4 Sins of a Solar Empire (PC) - Better than it’s prequel, Sins of A Subterranean Empire.
• 2/4 Zoo Tycoon 2 (DS) - Use your DS pen to make a zoo. Monkeys fling poo at each other.
• 2/4 20 Questions (PC) - What’s lame? Oh, it’s this game. Only took one question.
• 2/5 Assassin’s Creed: Altair’s Chronicles (DS) - Handheld 7.0 waiting to happen.
• 2/5 Culdcept Saga (360) - Don’t like cleaning up board games just take this and your 360, less time and less mess.
• 2/5 Devil May Cry 4 (360 & PS3) - So it’s the fourth installment, does the Devil cry or not?
• 2/5 Downstream Panic! (PSP) - Fish will fall from the sky, literally.
• 2/5 Karaoke Revolution Presents American Idol Encore (PS2, Wii, 360) - Sing your f***ing ass off!
• 2/5 Medieval II Total War: Gold Pack (PC) - Better than silver, not as good as platinum.
• 2/5 Merv Griffin’s Crosswords (PC) - How in the hell did that guy get his name on a game.
• 2/5 My Horse and Me (DS & Wii) - Oh the title makes this one smell like a hit.
• 2/5 Nobunaga’s Ambition: Rise to Power (PS2) - Nobody likes an overachiever.
• 2/5 Pet Pals: Animal Doctor (DS) - Remember, everything bites.
• 2/5 Puppy Palace (DS) - Because house just wasn’t good enough.
• 2/5 Real Soccer 2008 (DS) - Not the fake kind, like other soccer games.
• 2/5 SpaceForce Captains (PC) - When you are conquering space, how do you know when to stop?
• 2/5 The Spiderwick Chronicles (DS, PS2, PC, 360 & Wii) - This game gets around, going from console to console like a cheap floozy.
• 2/5 SunAge (PC) - Partial nudity in this one, looks like Fox News has something else to make up stories about.
• 2/5 Turok (360 & PS3) - Rambo + Jurassic Park = lots of knife action. 
• 2/5 Twisted Metal: Head-On: Extra Twisted Edition (PS2) - This title just wasn’t twisted enough the first time.

Hopefully one of these titles catches your eye. If not, oh well.

Enjoy your week and GAME ON!