In an effort to ward off the nearly insurmountable pile of lawsuits, both federal and civil, Rockstar Games announced today that they had reached a ZERO CASH settlement with several class-action entities. While the exact details of the deal are still sealed, an inside source tells us that the central issue, protecting children from the effects of wanton video game violence, has been addressed to the satisfaction of all parties involved, with a new line of children’s books aimed at teaching youngsters the perils and consequences of violence, and how to draw the line between fantasy and reality.

At great risk to our source, the following cover images have been obtained by our Sarcastic Gamer investigative team. See them here–>

The books will come bundled with all of Rockstar’s new games and include a certificate for free babysitting for parents too busy to monitor what their kids are playing. Score one for the good guys!

Whoever they are.

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