Detroit police discovered Bobby Weir, pictured above, deceased in his bed early this morning. He was found with an unusual circular bruise located on the right side of his face, leading crime scene investigators to believe he passed from blunt trauma to the head.
“We believe this is an open-shut case of angry girlfriend.” said detectives. “Girl shares feelings of neglect because of video games, guy laughs hysterically and finishes beer, and Xbox360 flies savagely across room. It’s a classic story.”
The 21 year old corpse was discovered partially stuffed inside of an undersized white box addressed to Microsoft. Officials from the corporation commented that even if they accepted warranties on dead bodies, he was 18 years over the limit anyway.
Authorities are still on the lookout for the victim’s girlfriend, who was last seen on security cameras at a local Kmart, purchasing a Playstation 3 console.
A comment from a DPD spokesman states, “We need to find this woman, before she turns her next target black and Blu.”
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I just had to add the knee slapper at the end.
hahaha!
nice thats heaps good
ps
i hate this dam thing that you need to retype every time you want to comment
@commander
Just redister for the main site on the left and you wont have to worry about it anymore.
@doc
I’ve tried reseting my password twice and I still can’t log in.
@doc: I have to type it as well and I’m most definitely logged in… although I find some of the phrases mildly entertaining.
See this: http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m95/rothbart_photos/captcha.jpg
wait, the 21 year old CORPSE?!
Logged in and I get to spell “Hostilities Bonuses”…
Lol geez I hope that’s not a real corpse
I get to type “quarter drifting”… makes me think of a quarter hitchhiking across america…. I dont know why though
Who the heck is that guy? Looks like he had too many a beers.
Heh. I was having an awfully hard time trying to find a picture by searching Google for “murder”. So I just typed “sleep” instead.
this is from a sick and twisted serial killer gamer who leaves red rings rather than roses on his kills.
The red ring is 3 segments and one blank.
Just sayin’.
Recaptcha: upshot simmons