The gaming world was shocked this morning as Konami announced that it would be releasing Metal Gear Solid 4 on the Wii, on the same day as the PS3 release. The stores have been overflowing with pre-orders for the hot title since the announcement in what may turn out to eclipse Halo 3’s pre-order record several times over.
Feel the shock and awe after the jump.
Pete Giver, a Konami spokesperson, made this brief statement:
“We are sick and tired of all the rumors that the 360 was going to get MGS4. You’re not getting it on the 360, so move on with your lives. We also figured out our target demo is stay-at-home mothers. We know they’re craving Snake.”
Mother of three, Sarah Wood, confirmed it.
“I am so excited. It’s been years since I’ve had some Solid Snake. I just can’t wait to get my hands on it.”
The days leading up the the release are guaranteed to be a wild ride, but this isn’t completely out of left field. Everyone knows moms LOVE older men.
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10 responses so far ↓
1 PopTrogdor // Jan 4, 2008 at 5:35 pm
HHAHAHAHHA that literally is the funniest thing ive seen this week!
2 NoneOfYourBusiness // Jan 4, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Subtle, yet intriguing….I give it 4/5….a diagram would have indeed made it 5/5
3 lwelyk // Jan 4, 2008 at 6:30 pm
I forgot it was friday when I read this. I was in shock, I don’t like MGS, but I was like “wow, on the wii this has to be-” Then I remembered it was Friday.
4 Some guy in a van // Jan 4, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I cannot believe that anyone would have believed this for a millisecond…
Funny article though.
5 Hollowcow // Jan 4, 2008 at 8:40 pm
The first time I experienced fiction Friday’s I thought one of the stories was real. I felt like such a moron when I found out it wasn’t.
6 Alecsander_C // Jan 5, 2008 at 1:19 am
HAHAHAHAHA
LMAO
7 hentai2021 // Jan 5, 2008 at 3:39 am
yeah, soccer moms like gears, on a side note, the person in the pic looks a little young to be a mom.
8 Snuk the Great // Jan 5, 2008 at 3:47 pm
This is actualy digged…
9 Ratchet8clank // Mar 17, 2008 at 9:31 pm
the wii could probably play it better than the 360…
10 Sorox, watcher of G4TV // Jun 26, 2008 at 10:31 am
It’s true! i was just watching x-play and it was talking about japans best selling games for wii and the number one game was MGS4 for wii!
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