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The wonderful people at Apple and Halo 3 Zealots got together recently and decided that there are a lot of Halo fans out there. Yep, they decided it, so it must be true. They also decided that the Halo 3 fanboys that have never felt a woman’s touch, never should. They decided that they should sit at home and play Halo 3, or constantly think about Halo 3 when they are away from their 360s. If they have an iPhone, that is.

If you do have an iPhone, on a side note, shame on you for paying way too much for a phone. A friend of mine tried to show her’s off to me the other day and it froze up on her before I could be wowed. The look on her face was priceless, as she furiously tapped the screen, pleading for the thing to live.

If you don’t have an iPhone, for the love of Master Chief, don’t go buy one. Especially just to check your Halo 3 stats.

If you do have an iPhone, are a crazy Halo 3 fan, I’ve got a site for you. It’s an exclusive site called ihalostats.com. All you have to do, is enter your gamertag and poof! You officially have no life. You can show your Halo 3 stats to everyone within ear shot. I know this sounds exciting, but I can think of no quicker way to annoy most of your friends, family, co-workers, and homeless people trying to catch a nap than to incessantly talk about and review precious Halo 3 statistics.

It’ll be really great when you are out with a date and you whip out the old iPhone and show your stats to that special lady. Then you see her eyes grow large, roll, and then you’ll see the back of her head as she runs in the opposite direction. She won’t call. It’s tender moments like these that make life worth living.

I’m so glad that two great minds came together and created something that we could not live without. Time to get back to world peace you guys.

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