Gamer 411

January 28th, 2008 · 5 Comments

gamer4111.jpg

Source Gamespy 

Break out your wallets, gamers, a new week has arrived. New week, new games to buy.  That’s where I come in.  After looking at this week’s crop of titles, I wouldn’t recommend buying most of them. I recommend saving your money for better titles coming out in the next few weeks… 

Well, anyway, here’s this weeks releases with a sarcastic touch.

  • 1/28 AGEOD’s American Civil War: 1861-1865 – The Blue and the Gray(PC) - Blue, gray, blue, gray, blue, gray, doesn’t anyone want to fight in fushia anymore?
  • 1/28 Pet Vet 3D: Animal Hospital Down Under (PC) - Save a poor kangaroo Kyle from a boomerang wound. 
  • 1/29 Bomberman Land(Wii & PSP) - This maybe the only time, ever, that a hand held version has better graphics than a console version.
  • 1/29 Bomberman Land Touch! 2(DS) - See if you can survive as an eight year old at Micheal Jackson’s Neverland Ranch.
  •  1/29 Pursuit Force: Extreme Justice (PSP) - Be a cop whose life depends on dishing out some steaming bowls of justice.  Extreme justice, of course.
  • 1/29 The Sims 2: Castaway Stories (PC) - Nothing like doing all the things you could do in real life, but in a video game. Oh and you get to talk to a volleyball too.
  • 1/29 Barnyard Blast: Swine of the Night (DS) - You won’t eat bacon again, after playing this game.
  • 1/30 Action Girlz Racing(Wii) - Who knew the Spice Girls had a game. I didn’t.  I hope you can kill the drivers in a fiery car crash.  What?

Hopefully one of these titles tickles your fancy. If not, there’s always next week.

Enjoy your week and GAME ON!



Related Posts:
  • Call of Duty 4 SG Gamer Night is Friday.
  • Sarcastic Gamer invades the PGR, JVB nowhere to be found!
  • Worldwide Sarcastic Gamer Night Info
  • Impromptu Gamer Night!
  • 4. A Website is Born
  • Tags: news

    5 responses so far ↓

    • 1 haydenkayne // Jan 28, 2008 at 9:49 am

      well dont you mean save your parents money dave?

    • 2 ajnokia // Jan 28, 2008 at 10:27 am

      Pet Vet 3D Im going down to the shops to get this right now :D What…. its not out in the UK yet. Damn you America you get all these great games first: Pet Vet, Action Girlz racing damn it Im so jealous :(

      Lol

    • 3 Iffo // Jan 28, 2008 at 12:44 pm

      I’m puzzled, which one should I chose? Dave, which one’s got the best looking water?

    • 4 NecrisJ1MM // Jan 28, 2008 at 4:33 pm

      EXTREME JUSTICE!!

    • 5 fatboyharri95 // Feb 16, 2008 at 12:12 pm

      between you and me, the easiest way to get ds games BEFORE they are released in the UK is to get an R4/M3/G6 DS and pay £40 in exchange for all the DS games ever made!

    Leave a Comment