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Break out your wallets, gamers, a new week has arrived. New week, new games to buy.  That’s where I come in.  After looking at this week’s crop of titles, I wouldn’t recommend buying most of them. I recommend saving your money for better titles coming out in the next few weeks… 

Well, anyway, here’s this weeks releases with a sarcastic touch.

• 1/28 AGEOD’s American Civil War: 1861-1865 – The Blue and the Gray(PC) – Blue, gray, blue, gray, blue, gray, doesn’t anyone want to fight in fushia anymore?
• 1/28 Pet Vet 3D: Animal Hospital Down Under (PC) - Save a poor kangaroo Kyle from a boomerang wound. 
• 1/29 Bomberman Land(Wii & PSP) – This maybe the only time, ever, that a hand held version has better graphics than a console version.
• 1/29 Bomberman Land Touch! 2(DS) – See if you can survive as an eight year old at Micheal Jackson’s Neverland Ranch.
•  1/29 Pursuit Force: Extreme Justice (PSP) – Be a cop whose life depends on dishing out some steaming bowls of justice.  Extreme justice, of course.
• 1/29 The Sims 2: Castaway Stories (PC) – Nothing like doing all the things you could do in real life, but in a video game. Oh and you get to talk to a volleyball too.
• 1/29 Barnyard Blast: Swine of the Night (DS) – You won’t eat bacon again, after playing this game.
• 1/30 Action Girlz Racing(Wii) – Who knew the Spice Girls had a game. I didn’t.  I hope you can kill the drivers in a fiery car crash.  What?

Hopefully one of these titles tickles your fancy. If not, there’s always next week.

Enjoy your week and GAME ON!

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