Are you sick of far-left liberals infiltrating the media? Are you afraid of them putting pinko spin on video games? Take back the press from the hippies with the new Fox News: The Fair and Balanced Video Game.

In the game, CNN and MSNBC have teamed up to create an army of Keith Olbermann and Anderson Cooper robots in order to spread their messages of communism, third-trimester abortions, terrorist sympathy, and sex positions that are only ideal for homosexuals. They are turning America’s children into left-wing zombies, and no one, but Fox News has the technology to combat the evil media conglomerates.

Only true patriots should continue after the jump.

Fight as Bill O’Reilly, complete with his no-spin boomerang of conservative justice. Team up with Sean Hannity and use his eyebrows to hypnotize your opponents. Control all the Fox & Friends cast to out-talk the liberals into corners.

After you win over the people with your fair and balanced programming interlaced with old white guys and hot blonde babes, the next objective is to secede the Bible Belt from the nation. Push propoganda in target areas, and then rule over both nations through a series of hedge funds.

Fox News: The Game will reach America this summer, with a three month delay for countries who don’t love freedom as much as they should.

Perhaps this will get the Iraqis to shape up and be nice…at least the ones that own a Wii.

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