A bloody mess of dead bodies and broken consoles was discovered in a Houston back alley yesterday.
It all started after four Xbox 360 fans found themselves in a fight for their lives in what can only be described as a gamer gang war of epic proportions. A lone survivor, found barely alive in a blood soaked green Microsoft t-shirt, lived to tell Sarcastic Gamer the tale.
Find out what really happened after the jump!
Ok, this is how it went down. We were lost. We took a shortcut to find a GameStop we heard was selling used Xbox 360 games for half off. Then out of nowhere four PS3 fanboys, all wearing black Sony t-shirts, came riding out on bikes and circled us.
“Well looky what we got here. A bunch of Red Ring of Death crybabies! Where’s your mommy? Did you tell her Xbox Live was down again? Awh. Boo Hoo.”
My friends and I huddled, prepared for anything as they all dismounted their bikes.
“Ready for some Trigger Trigger, X B, Trigger Triger?” I said.
“Screw that, I’m ready for some Triangle,Square, Six Axis Motion! Bitch!”
Then, just as things were about to get ugly, three Wii fanboys and one fan mom, dressed all in white, swinging their nun-chucks, came out from a gate behind us.
“Hey, if you’re gonna have a fight, don’t forget The Wild Wii’s!”
“Oh man, the Wii’s? When it comes to good games, you dirt-bags have been in third place for years!” we replied.
“Oh yeah, well you’re about to be in … dead place … when I shove this wii-mote up your ass!”
By now, we were all dying to fight, this was it. We were ready. Then all of the sudden we heard…
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[SARCASM]Seriously Alex, couldn’t you make the blatant ripping of Anchorman any more subtle?[\SARCASM]
That was “eh”.
Interestingly enough, I’m in an ongoing battle between myself–an Xbox 360 owner, and my friend who LOVES the PS3, yet he doesn’t own one. He thinks that MGS4 is going to make everything okay but I like sending him into a gibbering fit of rage when I find a new “article” about MGS4 coming to the 360.
Rothbart was found later that day with several small scrapes grinning at his six axxis controller that was dripping 360 fanboy blood.
@Tweep: You forgot to mention I was seen at the airport buying a ticket to Chicago, my appetite not yet satiated.
this should be made into a video.
i ate a big red candle
@ irish boy90 this could be what you’re looking for:
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/50512.html
WII60!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what about the pspsians and the DSios?
that was…
I was hoping it was something like 360 guys went after fox news and bandalized everything