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Need a little reminder about the titles that are coming out week to week on your console or hand held of choice? Don’t Worry, Sarcastic Gamer is here to help you remember or forget the new releases.

With our own little twist.

• 1/21 Advance Wars: Days of Ruin (DS) - I so long for the Days of Bunnies… right before the Days of Ruin came along… *tear*
• 1/21 Command & Destroy(DS) - Three races, one insect, one alien and one human duke it out for control of earth. Sounds a lot like Starcraft doesn’t it?
• 1/21 Pacific Storm: Allies (PC) - WWII is in swing, but the US is nowhere to be found. Be Japan and Germany, or England, USSR, and…Australia? Change history, or don’t. Ah, just what everybody needed, another WWII game.
• 1/21 Endless Ocean(Wii) - Wii swim now?
• 1/21 Pirates of the Burning Sea(PC) - Did you like Pirates of The Carribean? It’s like that except there’s a lot more veneral disease.
• 1/22 Burnout Paradise(PS3 & 360) - Race, crash, race, crash, race, crash…yay!
• 1/22 Kawasaki Jet Ski (Wii) - The name says it all.
• 1/22 Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (DS) - Are we actually expected to believe that Mario has a chance in hell at beating Sonic in a race.
• 1/22 Mega Brain Boost(DS) - Get urslph smrt wit dis gm.
• 1/22 Mission WWI Combat(PC) - Aww yeah, a flight sim. Aw crap, this plane’s made of canvas.
• 1/22 No More Heroes(Wii) - Rated Mature for Blood and Gore, Crude Humor, Intense Violence, Sexual Themes, Strong Language. This is going to go over great with the soccer moms and old folks that have Wiis are going to love that. Don’t expect this to sell well.
• 1/22 One Piece: Unlimited Adventure(Wii) - Be a pirate… Stuck on land.
• 1/22 Rainbow Islands Revolution (PSP) - We’ll just say skip this one.
• 1/24 PixelJunk Monsters (PS3) - Nothing like using your next gen, hi def console to play a 2-D game.
• 1/25 Neverwinter Nights 2 Adventure Pack: Mysteries of Westgate (PC) - It’s waaaaay better than the Eastgate.

Hopefully one of these titles does it for you. If not, there’s always next week.

Enjoy your week and GAME ON!

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