Tired of playing with your control stick all by yourself? Well Microsoft has the answer. In a surprise announcement, they’ve added an extra special dashboard feature for all those lonely gamers out there…
Xbox Live Love!
With this new personals blade designed specifically with busy gamers in mind, you get all the usual features of Xbox Live, plus the chance to find your soul mate at the same time!
According to Microsoft’s P.R. rep:
For just 1600 Microsoft points a month you’ll get every gamer’s dream, the chance to date another gamer! It’s dating perfection. Of course, we offer no guarantee they’ll have a vagina.
Just think, those nameless faceless gamertags filling your friends list could hold your true love! With XBLive Love you’ll get to fill out a profile that it will match with your perfect mate. Just be prepared to change your sexuality and you’ll be golden.
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8 responses so far ↓
1 Xbox Live Adds Personals! // Dec 7, 2007 at 2:00 pm
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2 John Porcaro // Dec 7, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Or this if you don’t want to spend the 1600 points…
http://cgi.ebay.com/Halo-3-Xbox-Live-Friendship-360_W0QQitemZ230196986634QQihZ013QQcategoryZ187QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
3 Hollowcow // Dec 7, 2007 at 2:40 pm
wow John……….that made me laugh soooo hard.
4 MrMartitiTime // Dec 7, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Attention ladies, I am a smooth talking slightly portly guy from nowhere Indiana. Does the idea of a slow moving anti social alcoholic gamer gets you all hot and bothered? I could be the man of your dreams. Check out my massive gamerscore and just let your imagination run wild. Yeah…
5 Pablos102030 // Dec 7, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Wow… that auction is already at 26 bids! $92!
6 Monkeyboo2 // Dec 7, 2007 at 5:38 pm
the sad thing is that ppl have bidded for it/him/her/nothing.
I would laugh if they bought ‘it’ then fell out and deleted each other.
7 Monkeyboo2 // Dec 7, 2007 at 5:43 pm
:s thinking about it (far too much), you could sell that over and over again, providing there are enough lonely nerds.
8 yun // Dec 7, 2007 at 11:30 pm
hey, that is such a great idea… i cud pimp hoes on xbox live…
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