Shock & Awe.
That’s the feeling gamers across the U.S. are feeling tonight.
The infamous advocate for banning video game violence, Jack Thompson, was caught in a situation most gamers would never believe.
A hidden camera planted inside Thompson’s home revealed the attorney playing Gears of War, a game rated “M” for mature, with a two year old!
Read the gruesome details, after the jump!
Upon further analysis, the cameras discovered not only that he played Gears of War for the Xbox 360, but also that he had beaten the game on the casual and hardcore difficulty levels.
The most shocking discovery is that at the time of the recording, he was playing the game on the ”insane” difficulty level, in co-op mode, with his two year old nephew!
After checking the tape, the little boy was recorded saying:
“It’s weallwy bloody. I wike da chainsaw thingy. Die Uncky Jacky die! I’m poopy Uncky Jacky!”
One can only begin to imagine what this news will do to Thompson’s credibility.
According to a next door neighbor:
“I’m shocked. All Jack ever does is bitch about this stuff, and now he goes and does something like this. Where did he learn his ethics? From Gamespot?”
Mr. Thompson refused to comment.
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16 responses so far ↓
1 Jack Thompson, Attorney // Dec 14, 2007 at 7:57 am
I don’t wear jeans. Nice try.
Jack Thompson
2 Pakorn1 // Dec 14, 2007 at 9:27 am
“I don’t wear jeans. Nice try.”
Jack Thompson
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Take THAT, parody news!
3 Pakorn1 // Dec 14, 2007 at 9:48 am
(To follow up, if he’s not wearing jeans, does that mean he’s exposing himself to a child?)
4 lwelyk // Dec 14, 2007 at 10:21 am
(To follow up, if he’s not wearing jeans, does that mean he’s exposing himself to a child?)
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ZOMG! You’re right! But we both know that exposing a toddler to Gears is a far greater offense. He must be punished for that.
5 Clavitz // Dec 14, 2007 at 10:57 am
Uh…how is he playing Gears with a Wiimote?
6 Baka // Dec 14, 2007 at 11:58 am
Uh…how is he playing Gears with a Wiimote?
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He’s using hax, of course.
7 Joshi // Dec 14, 2007 at 11:59 am
LMFAO You are my new best freinds that was EPIC
“To follow up, if he’s not wearing jeans, does that mean he’s exposing himself to a child? ” & “But we both know that exposing a toddler to Gears is a far greater offense. He must be punished for that.”
8 Hollowcow // Dec 14, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Absolutely brilliant!!!
9 Phantom // Dec 14, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Really is this True?!
10 SupaSlick // Dec 14, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Phantom - Welcome to Fiction Fridays!
11 Sean "rothbart" Workman // Dec 14, 2007 at 2:16 pm
I always play Gears with a Wii-mote. It’s easier to take and jump out of cover… no more sticking to walls.
As for Jack and the Toddler, why is nobody talking about the toddler forcing Jack to be Dom? Something about Jack not having the “balls” to play as Marcus.
To _me_ that’s the funniest part of the story. The toddler revived Thompson no less than 63 times on their run through on casual.
12 Tim // Dec 14, 2007 at 4:21 pm
that Phantom guy is an idiot. NO IT’S NOT REAL. 1) he’s playing with a wii-mote. 2) YOU CAN TELL THE FACE HAS BEEN PASTED ONTO SOME OTHER BODY
13 Lono // Dec 14, 2007 at 4:59 pm
I’ve been trying to submit it to N4G, and i’ve gotten three reports from the idiot contributors over there saying that the story is Fake! ZOMG!!! NO kidding. Idiots… Go to N4G, then pending news and leave a comment for the story. That will get their attention.
14 Kanbei // Dec 14, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Put lono on high alert, Sarcastic gamer might get sued!
Dun dun dun dun dun dun (jaws) DAHWWW
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16 saphira963 // Dec 16, 2007 at 10:37 am
i cant believe jack is on this site!
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