A Sarcastic Gamer satirical look at the GameSpotGate controversy.
Gamers from around the world stormed the offices of Cnet’s Gamespot today, setting fires and destroying everything in sight. The small contigent of police on hand to maintain order were simply overrun by the sheer number of angry nerds.
“At first it was like one guy with a sign,” said Gerald Fulton, one of the officers dispatched to try and defuse the situation. “But within an hour there were thousands of them. They were chanting Gerstmann, Gerstmann, Gerstmann. Then in an instant, they began to stampede.”
Within minutes, smoke began to rise from the Gamespot offices, and the sound of breaking glass filled the streets. Looters were seen leaving the scene with hundreds of copies of Kane & Lynch: Dead Men.
“We would have tried to stop them, but it’s not like they were taking anything valuable,” said Fulton. “We were most concerned about the fire spreading from the Gamespot offices to the adjacent landfill. There are rare birds that inhabit that area, and it would have been a real shame if any of their habitat were to be damaged.”
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6 responses so far ↓
1 keith22 // Dec 3, 2007 at 12:47 am
nice one doc
2 Mysour // Dec 3, 2007 at 9:58 am
But it’s not Friday…odd.
Mysour
3 Olly Newport // Dec 5, 2007 at 7:50 am
it doesnt have to be friday
4 charles // Dec 7, 2007 at 3:23 am
Were the employees robots?
5 Huma // Dec 10, 2007 at 12:08 pm
That was a little over the top, but that was very funny.
6 GFYM // Dec 10, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Looks like an old photo from the 70′
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