Halo fans are some pretty ferocious folks. The mere mention of their blessed game in any context other than extreme praise and worship, brings about a tornado of angry forum posts and comments. Lono found this out first hand, when he had the audacity to write this opinion article.
From there, he went on to take one of the worst virtual beatings and character assassinations in the 6 month history of Sarcastic Gamer. There’s more.
Then, on Episode 11 of the podcast, he coined his now famous (in his own mind at least) nickname for the blockbuster, Halo Jesus.
Here’s what happened on the forums.
Like Jesus, Halo 3 is revered the world over as a savior of the universe.
Like Jesus fans, Halo 3 fans defend their deity like… well…. a deity.
Unfortunately, the Halo 3 fans aren’t limited by that whole “do unto others as you would have them do unto you” directive. These people carry rocket launchers. They did unto Lono unlike anything he ever did unto them.
For their undying, blind love of a frickin video game, the Halo 3 Jesus Freaks earn the 21 slot, on our list of the top 100 Gaming Moments of 2007.
Click here for the rest of Sarcastic Gamer’s Top 100 Gaming Moments from 2007 all in one place!
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4 responses so far ↓
1 AblativMeatshld // Dec 31, 2007 at 11:56 am
In fairness to the Halo Jesus fanboys (and as a nominal Christian myself), it’s seemed to me that not a whole lot of Christians are limited by that “do unto others” thing either…
2 commander121 // Dec 31, 2007 at 7:30 pm
mark my words one day you will see a gang war between halo fanboys and FF fanboys and it will be epic
3 hentai2021 // Dec 31, 2007 at 9:22 pm
shouldn’t mess with halo jesus. also the whole do unto others thing doesn’t work well with mastacists
4 Tloor // Jan 3, 2008 at 4:41 am
Halo Jesus freaks VS Christian freaks.. Now that’s gonna be one massive war.
One thing in common: they’re both stupid.
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