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Nintendo is keen to branch out in new and uncharted areas with their various Wii themed channels.  Upon hearing that their beloved Wii helped a soldier get to the bottom of some suspected funny business, they’ve taken his idea and run with it.  In a big way.

Nintendo announced the “Wii Know What You’ve Been Doing” home surveillance channel.  The system supports the Wii Peep wireless camera subsystem and with the addition of a normal USB hub, turns into a 4 camera home spy system.

Is your wife cheating on you?  Nintendo will send her a Wii Busted You message directly to her inbox.

Is your teenage son sneaking into the liquor cabinet?  Buy the optional Wii Card optical ID recognition system that only unlocks your liquor cabinet if the person is of age.

Is your daughter sneaking out in the middle of the night to see boys?  Use the Wii Don’t Think So window alarms to keep her in the house all night long.

Afraid your kids might be partaking in the herb?  The red, yellow, and green Wii Be Jammin’ sensor can detect marijuana smoke even on someone’s clothes and sends you an update so you can rest assured that “every little thing’s gonna be alright”.

Nintendo is hoping the “Wii Know What You’ve Been Doing” channel (your control center to manage all your various sensors, cameras, messaging, and alerts) will help them break into even more untapped markets.  Another rumored addition to the Wii Know line is the Wii Know The Daddy DNA tester.  We expect that to be a huge hit in the south.

See commercials for Wii Know What You’ve Been Doing airing initially during the Jerry Springer and Montel Williams shows initially, but after supply is able to catch up with demand, expect all the daytime networks to be fully saturated with the ads.

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