Ubisoft Recruits Sex Appeal for Assassins Creed

November 6th, 2007 at 12:00 pm · 1 Comment

Actress Kristen Bell, most famous for lead role in Veronica Mars and currently appearing in Heroes, is now branching out into the video gaming world.  Ubisoft announced that Bell would take on a key character’s voice for Assassins Creed, as well as using her likeness for the model. No further details on why Ubisoft chose to make her look like a small boy attending Sunday church services.

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A quick poll conducted in an online gardening chat room concluded that in fact, gardeners do not care about hot blonde actresses in video games. In conclusion, I don’t either.

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    • AriesDog says:

      As one of the 37 people in the world who watched Veronica Mars, I’m excited. Unlike a lot of superhot chicks she can act. Good voice acting is always welcome in games. Besides if you thought Dave’s voice was high meeting Calyber, it’ll break glass if he ever interviews Kristen for this game.

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