Thousands of unsuspecting youth who asked their parents for “Halo” this holiday season, are going to be surprised and disappointed when that wrapping paper comes off in a few weeks. Why you ask? I’ll tell you in two seconds.
Okay this might be a bit of a stretch, but if you grew up with parents as clueless as mine, you kinda get a sense for this stuff.
Here’s the deal, kids asking for “Halo” are going to get all kinds of stupid crap this holiday season. For example, take this book.
What do you see first? The title of the book? Nope.
According to Shack News, the book you are seeing here made it to number three on the New York Times Bestseller list. How many of those sales can be attributed to uninformed parents trying to get something crossed off of their Christmas list? Only the body count on Christmas Day will tell.
Until then, kids (and husbands for that matter…. don’t put this crap past your wife either) be sure that you are very VERY specific in that letter to Santa, or you’re likely to end up with a lunch box, energy drink, or official Halo under-arm deodorant, instead of the game you wanted. Be SPECIFIC.
Halo_3. The video game. For the Xbox 360. With THIS MAN’S picture on it.
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Haha, that would be AWFUL. Instead of playing halo..you get to read it.
Or ask for monies to you can go out and buy your own stuff.
just a thought but if it’s now officially known as Halo Jesus on this site shouldn’t the above book be refered to as Halo Bible
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**aham** wrote my commet in hebrew so…
actually the books are preety good and i loved em..
Yeah, every kid wants his or her own halo bible.
What kind of parent would look at a game that says “Halo” and out of animosity turn to the next shelf and pick up a halo book? Hell my parents didn’t buy me Halo for weeks.I’m glad I didnt end up reading the halo bible, what a way to waste money!
We’re just lucky that Halo only comes out on one console. I remember wanting a certain Need for Speed: Underground 2 for PS2, but get a Need for Speed gameboy game. ._.
lols that happened to my friend when he wanted halo 2
my parents are actually pretty good when it comes down to stuff like that its my grandmother i have to worry about i usually say idc what u get me for xmas and when that very special day comes around i realize ive made one big mistake while i open up her present to find out that its the exact same sweat shirt that i had recently made fun of some dumb ass kid for wearing and not only that but my parents think that it would be a grand idea to take a pic of me with it on and wear it to school the next week. the following week i protest to my parents about how gay it is and i wouldnt be caught dead wearing it (at the same time trying to keep my GM from hearing this conversation). then my parents say it would be rude not to wear it so i put it on deciding that im going to take it off the second i get into the school. so i stroll into the school only to find there is the kid i had made fun of for wearing the exact same retarded sweat shirt. the only thing i can do is put my head down in shame.
wow!when i asked for halo 2 I got halo ghosts of onyx i guess this kinda relates to me but its not a bad book.