Microsoft has been a little down in the dumps since their split with Bungie. After being inactive for a few weeks, they decided they were ready to move on. While in their “rebound” phase, they decided to get a little slutty and went out to find someone new.

With more money than God , they set their sights high and made an instant connection with EA. Struck by Microsoft’s Bling, the two hit it off instantly.  Microsoft wined and dined EA until EA was smitten.  Then, Microsoft went in for the kiss and …. bought the company. 

During the merger press conference, Peter Moore announced, “Electronic Arts has been purchased by Microsoft and we could not be…hey what are you doing he…ahhh!”

Moore was promptly kicked in the balls by a flailing Bill Gates who came out of seemingly nowhere, to land a strike square in Moore’s man sack.  After Moore went down, Gates stood over Moore and screamed, “You are so fired! Nobody leaves Microsoft! Nobody! You tattooed piece of s$##!  Payback’s a bitch mother##$##!”

After finishing his tirade, Gates turned around and kicked Moore’s pet toy poodle, which sent the small dog flying through the air, much to the press’ astonishment.   Walking away he said, “I hate that f*&king dog! You’re fired too!”

I think they’re handling the Bungie break up very well, what do you think?

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