Guitar Hero Peripherals Ahoy!

November 19th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Hey all you Guitar Hero fans, get ready to break out your wallets once more! New lines of peripherals are fresh off the presses, and ready to be delievered to retailers everywhere.

Keytar Hero

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Haven’t you ever wanted to simulate the coolest instrument on the planet? Well…too bad, because the didgeridoo doesn’t have a video game yet. But the keytar is the next best thing!

Logitech MX Superstar

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Great for the hardcore PC gamer, this sweet device from Logitech will put you right into the point-and-click action. The middle scroll doubles as a whammy bar.

Continue reading to see six more awesome new Guitar Hero devices!

The 361 Controller

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Microsoft has clearly picked up where they left off. The ‘Q’ is for Quality!

Les Paul’s Blender

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This was the model that Les Paul himself used to make his mixed drinks with. Still functions as a blender, but alcohol consumption is not recommended for Expert mode. Unless of course you kick ass when you’re drunk.

The Crowd Sweeper

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This beauty is sure to have that virtual video audience on its feet! Rockin’ Dustpan not included.

Korn Corn

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Wish you could rock out hard like Korn or other generic metal bands? Cool. Try playing on an actual piece of corn, just for novelty’s sake.

Totally Turtle

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Why get a pet reptile that you can’t play video games with, when there’s an undeniably better option?

The Grammy Grill

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The only way to make sure you win awards in both the Rap and Rock categories at the next Guitar Hero Grammy Awards. Goes perfect with your gold chains and fake Rolexes.



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    • 1 Hollywood // Nov 19, 2007 at 5:30 pm

      That blender looks tricky. I want a sword with the buttons on the handle. I can then rock and do battle.

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