Yesterday, EA announced a new line of entirely non-violent video games. “We are breaking new ground into the casual gaming world.” said a spokesman for the company.” We hope this will revolutionize the industry. ”

Announced titles, as of press time, were “God of Peace,” “Reading Simulator,” ”Resident Good,” “Good Time America: Nice City,” and, surprisingly, “Halo.”

“Yes, Halo,” said the spokesman, “but not the Halo you know and love. This time you have to act as angellic as possible, so you can ascend to heaven. You’ll get bonus points for donating to charity, helping people do things, and giving away money.”

EA was mum on a more in-depth description, but the spokesman did say, “All of our games will be cross-platform titles, stretching back to the Atari 2600. Sure, we had to sacrifice some graphic power, but 2600 owners will have a blast.”

No 2600 owner could be reached for comment.

* Flakey is a guest contributor and is known as iPlayPC on the Sarcastic Gamer Forums!

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