A Champagne Room in Mass Effect?

November 9th, 2007 at 1:36 am · 3 Comments

(if you don’t see the video click here: http://www.gamevideos.com/video/id/16069)

Sarcasticgamer news recently previewed the gold build of Mass Effect’s first hour of gameplay and boy oh boy are you all in for something special! In particular, the create a character system has been expanded, once again, to include two new classes: Gigolo and Exotic Dancer!

Find out more after the jump!Now, you’ll be able to play as either a male gigolo or female “dancer” to earn extra credits to buy whatever you need in the game. As the gigolo, entice alien ladies and instruct them in the galactic art of love! As the exotic dancer, you’ll earn double credits for dances with female aliens, but no freaky, alien sex will be allowed in the Champagne Room…

Dang, Bioware sure is pushing the sex appeal in their game! What’s next? A foreplay engine to replace the conversation one? Click left to stroke…. ooops!

This is going to be one huge game. I can’t wait to see what the new class’ Achievements are!

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