Sarcastic Gamer Memo
Date: 11/8/2007
To: Game Publishers
From: Volkov
Regarding: Stop producing games until further notice

Hey ass-hats, you think you’re so smart, don’t you? Just release all the good PC games in a three month time span and no one will notice, right? For the previous two years or so, you’ve been sleeping on the job. Now, the market is flooded, and my hard drive is at maximum capacity. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

These are just computer games. If you’re an analog stick tweaker, take the backseat for this one.

Add Crysis onto the pile (assuming it doesn’t pull a Far Cry*), and I’ll have to start deleting family photo albums to make room.

*Pulling a Far Cry is the act of hyping a game with tech demos, and forgetting to put substance in between the graphics.

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