The Redesign of the Redesign is upon us.

The PSPii 3000.

Finally the only handheld you will ever need for a true interactive gaming experience.

After a failed launched of the recently redesignedPSP 2000, Sony has pulled out all the stops. Taking a cue from Nintendo’s Wii and DS, Sony has merged the best of both worlds with this truly innovative handheld. Check out the features that will change the face of portable gaming forever:

Three independent screens! Take THAT Nintendo! As seen in the newly released photo, these screens will triple your viewing area, triple your pleasure, triple the game fun! As an added bonus feature, the screens DO NOT collapse. Sony felt this was better than making a boring clam shell design. Smart thinking! (PSPii 3000 tote bag carrying case sold separately).

No Buttons! That’s right the PSPii 3000 is the first a truly interactive portable device. The PSPii 3000 is all about about motion control, but that’s only the beginning! All games have similar and unchangeable motion control, just ike Sony’s motion control showcase, LAIR!

Complete VOICE control! Let your voice be heard! Instead of having to do all that pesky button mashing, you just yell out customized commands! Think of how cool you’ll look and sound, playing your favorite shooter! “Crotch Shot! Jump! Jump! Teabag! I said teabag damnit!!!!”

All Special Edition PSPii 3000’s will come with specially designed Sony branded sleeping masks and ear plugs. Not for yourself, but for your family and friends, who will neither want to see nor hear you playing this next generation in gaming.

The PSPii 3000 … Innovation times three!

PSP backwards compatibility not included.

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