This is not a Fiction Friday article.

Things are really getting crazy around here and we need some help.  We’re looking for two staff writers to eventually join the crew! This is an unpaid position, although you’ll be able to write for one of the up and coming gaming sites on the net and be a part of all of the really exciting stuff we’re working on for the future!  Hopefully, that doesn’t sound as crappy as I think it does… Anyway…

To apply:  Submit three articles to lonosg@gmail.com.  Two must be parodies and the third can either be a rant or a news piece with a sarcastic/funny spin on it.  You’ll only get one chance, so do it right!

Each parody can be about anything gaming related, but must not include people’s real names unless your parody subject is a real person, i.e. Will Wright, Bill Gates, Jack Tretton, etc.

For news articles, you must have a source. 

All articles must include a picture and may include multiple pictures.  PG only guys.  That goes for the articles as well. 

 Well, if you’re still interested, submit all of your articles at once to my email in Word and do it before November 9, 2007 at 5:oo pm cst.  We’ll personally respond to the people that we want on the team by November 16, 2007.  If you don’t hear from us by then, then we didn’t pick you.  Sorry.  If you’re serious about applying, please follow the rules.  There are deadlines and format rules for writers and getting your article in on time and correctly formated is almost as important as the content itself. 

For those that have submitted articles to me already, as long as they haven’t been published, feel free to revise and re-submit with your other articles. 

Any articles submitted will become the exclusive property of Sarcasticgamer.com.

 I’ll make a forum link for this Article for questions only. 

Good luck and I can’t wait to see what you’ve got!