by Jeromy “Doc” Adams

Gamers live a rough life. Many of us juggle full time jobs, kids, wives, and home maintenance, while constantly in search of time to get our game on. The last thing on anybody’s mind is food. I’ve found myself in a near glucose-deprived coma from gaming too long without sustenance.

The Sarcastic Gamer Cookbook is full of easy, fast recipes that you can whip up in under 5 minutes. With easy concoctions like these, you’ll be back in front of the TV before you miss a single frag, with enough energy to game the night away.

Doc’s Peanut Butter Frag Bananas

Ingredients:

1/2 cup of Peanut butter
1 hot dog bun
Lots of Sugar
An apple

Mix the peanut butter with sugar until it’s not sticky anymore. Open the hot dog bun and spread the mixture into the crease. Peel a banana and stick it on top of the Peanut butter mixture. Eat all at once, or in segments, while waiting for respawn. Beverage HIGHLY recommended.

Tastes Great with:
Halo 3
Rainbow 6 Vegas
Resistance: Fall of Man

Not ideal for:
Driving Games
Games that require lots of talking

Do you have a favorite gaming snack? Send it to us! If we use your recipe, you’ll be entered to win a quarterly drawing for a free t-shirt.

Sarcastic Gamer Cookbook Rules:

• Your recipe must contain no more than 4 ingredients, and must be easily prepared within 5 minutes.
• It can contain ZERO retarded ingredients like “lemon zest” or “ground cumin”. Use stuff that most people have laying around the house.
• Gamers must be able to eat your creation with one hand. (sorry soups are out)
• Any recipes submitted become the property of Sarcastic Gamer.
• Give your recipe a creative gaming-related name.
• You must include a photo of your little treat.

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